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Bristol Cheated on Me

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

I know the news reports are telling you that we ‘mutually separated’ a few weeks ago.  Here’s the real truth.  Bristol cheated on my with my best friend Mike.  I wish the best for them, and hope they get married so I don’t have to pay the child support Sarah’s trying to shove down my throat.

My mom’s in stripes

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

Didn’t even know she was a drug dealer, and here she goes off to jail for dealin’ drugs.  ahh well, I like my new mom anyway.

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She found out

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

Oh no, I think she found out.  Bristol left the pregnancy test in the garbage, instead of throwing it in the outside one.  I hope this doesn’t leak.  I hear she’s going to be running for something political.

ABORT ABORT ABORT

Filed Under: bristol, pregnant    by: Levi Johnston

I’ve talked it over with Bristol, and I think we’re going to have an abortion.  I hope her mom doesn’t find out about this…does anybody know where the nearest abortion clinic is from Wasilla, AK???

Also, If anybody can help us with the expenses.  I don’t want to ask her mom for money, and we all know I’m broke… Please donate some money to me!!! – Click Here!

Oh Emm Gee – I’m going to be a dad

Filed Under: bristol, pregnant    by: Levi Johnston

Holy shizzles, Bristol’s pregnant!  I don’t think her mom knows yet.  What

Exams

Filed Under: bristol, math, school    by: Levi Johnston

god, I fucking hate math.  Why do they make this shit so complicated.  sorry for cussing but this is stupid.  Why on earth would I ever need to know x and y and all that.  I’m going to be a hockey player.  I don’t need the quadratic equation tyvm.  Bristol knows math though, thank good.  She helps me with it.  Hopefully I can just pass this class and get on with it.

I met someone

Filed Under: bristol, dating, school    by: Levi Johnston

Her name is Bristol.  and she is HOT.  I’ve been with girls before, but I think this is the one.  what do you think?

Varsity for me

Filed Under: hockey, school    by: Levi Johnston

I got varsity for the WHS Warriors.  I rock!

Blogging

Filed Under: Blog    by: Levi Johnston

See, I thought this would be more fun, but I keep forgetting to update my blog.  Sorry everyone.  I suck at this.  Oh well, youll get updates when I want to give you updates.

Welcome to my blog

Filed Under: Blog    by: Levi Johnston

Hi, I’m Levi Johnston.  I’m 16 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold).  I like playing hockey.