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Welcome to my blog

Filed Under: Blog    by: Levi Johnston

Hi, I’m Levi Johnston.  I’m 16 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold).  I like playing hockey.

48 Responses to “Welcome to my blog”

  1. Wesley (Kitchener, ON, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    DoooD,

    Your huge popular now, you tagged the right G.O.P. betty to buy your way into the NHL and more ……

    Be Proud Of Your Sperm !!

    ( do some talk shows and make a cool million )

    I have always loved Alaskan babes, I got mine knocked up at 16 ….. and they DO make great moms.

    Peeace.

  2. Dahamu (Los Angeles, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I knew me getting a picture of making out with you would help me out one day, I knew it!

  3. DontReply (Detroit, MI, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Congrats! But why all this drama about considering abortion etc etc??

  4. JoeJimmy (Redwood City, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    From the comments I’ve seen, Alaska is a state populated by cyborg like intelligent/horney females who use young studs like breeding stock. Elevation to the second-most powerful office in the world might unleash a wave of horney/smart cyborgs to finish we dumb male mortals off. Remember, we’re orga, they’re mecha; queen save the god!

  5. oooo (Wasilla, AK, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    ummm levi johnston is 18 and he loves alaska and he does not say burr its cold here in alaska….wtf your such a fake

  6. john smith (Pittsburgh, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    boy don’t you wish that her mother would have taught her dauther about birth control. boy you fucked up your life dude

  7. ikickasslevi (Alexandria, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Daddy?

  8. ikickasslevi (Alexandria, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    oooo, you are a “genius.”

  9. Christopher (Thunder) Smith (Rockville, MN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dear Levi

    I really donot know how you and your family is doing with all of this press concerning you and your girlfriend Bristol, but I can tell you as a professional Steel Hauler from Camden, TN. who works out of Birmingham, AL. yall rock good.

    I have heard so much bull crap in the last few days concerning yall up there in Alaska that these items against you and your family are totally unfair and unwarranted by most Americans here in the lower 48. Levi, you have the courage and the ability to make your life so much better than you could ever think of, so just hang in their and keep up the ass kicking job you are doing. I am on ya’ll side and wish you so much in the coming days.

    I truly wish for you and your famly all the very best and care in the coming days of this your future new family The Palins. Yall, are so cool and so normal for us regular folks just making it through the days as well.

    So, I wanted yall to know someone does like yall and so far as I have heard and seen in the truckstops we are ready to back you and your family, anyway you need.

    Levi, you have more friends, than you never thought of just waiting for the chance to back you and the Palins all the way.

    Levi yall have fun in St Paul at the Republican Convention.

    Bless Be
    Chris Smith
    aka Thunder
    xithunder@hotmail.com

  10. RIP (Auburndale, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    ^
    Man, are you a total drooler or what? Let me guess: You’re a Republican with one chromosome too many.

  11. Obamanater (Dyer, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Maybe McCain can put ya’ll up in one of his houses, when he remember how many he has. 😉

  12. Baddie (Portland, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Now there’s proof that abstinence works . . .

  13. Baddie (Portland, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    OOOOO

    Pay attention:

    This is a parody site, and for entertainment purposes only.

  14. juno (Hampton, CT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Thunder, yur baby daddy payments r overdo and yr other wife agrees that u should pay for what you did–esp. since u hv no umore.

  15. Duh (Walnut, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Haven’t any of you morons read that this is a “parody” site? Seriously, who cared about this moron a week ago? Who cared about Sarah Palin a week ago? However we do know she’ll go from MILF to GILF in a few months.

  16. Me (Jonesboro, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwvt_8CLFWg

    Bristol is a fukkin party animal. LOL

  17. El Grande (Los Angeles, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Check this out. Comments from a fellow Naval Academy Graduate and Vietnam POW. Good stuff:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KjsEs46C70&eurl=http://mudflats.wordpress.com/

    Also, MySpace photos of Trigs grandma http://grrl.wordpress.com/

    And Alaska’s newspaper attempt to cover up. Notice Palin’s youngest daughter ages dramatically during 2006

    http://www.daylife.com/photo/0e3e6f09xJ0PN
    http://www.adn.com/photos/v-gallery/story/509850.html?/1521/gallery/509852-a509987-t3.html

  18. oooooo (Las Vegas, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    “burr its cold here in alaska” — Levi Johnston

    It’s a direct quote, you numbskull!

  19. Jae Payne (Bear, DE, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Good Luck kid!

  20. Char Flanagan (Frazier Park, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I’m a mother of a 25 yr old. All I can say is …”Run baby run.” Choose freedom. Those folks, the palins, are messed up. The mother is all about power, control and total manipulation. You will lose you true manhood. They will own you.
    God Bless and good luck

  21. scasc (Monee, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Fuck you, you little bitch, you ain’t shit, Alaska aint shit in fact i think its fucking hilarious you live in such a god forsaken wasteland

  22. WiseChicagoBabe (Woodridge, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, you’re the epitome of a crass inexperienced hasn’t-got-a-clue-about-commitment, soon-to-be father and the poster child for stupid-with-an-attitude.You’re an embarrassment to your gender, to rednecks, and to good men who also happen to be Republicans.You’re in limelight,in the big leagues now. Clean up your foul mouth. Bristol deserves better.

  23. Stager (Cherry Hill, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey, Levi!
    Dude, you got balls to post this shit…or maybe pucks, not balls LOL!!
    You is da shizzle my hockey playin brothuh from anothuh mothuh!
    My cousin in Wasilla sent me a pic of you and some guy named Trent from the locker room at WHS. My girl sez your ass is hot dude, but I guess the other “part” of ya was goin’ through “shrinkage” like George on Sinefeld.

  24. dominic M. (Doha, 01, Qatar Flag of Qatar) Says:

    Dear Levi,
    I am from Kenya, just wanted to say, it is a good decision you have taken to get committed. Just hang on, God knows why, be strong his watching over your future wife and your new Baby

    There is grace.
    Dominic M.

  25. Scooter McSprunt (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    dood, i like hockey and underage skanks too. we should hang out and shit.

  26. pj (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Levi. I’ve watched your interviews, I feel you should defend you and your families reputation.

    Sarah palin decided to put Bristol and yourself in the public eye.Putting her daughter in the public eye was her chose, she did’nt have to put you out there like that. I know you and your family would’ve perfered to be left alone and continued on with your life the way you always have.

    I’m not trying to bad mouth Bristol or her Mother,because, I know you probable still have much love for the family. Sarah can’t expect you not to defend all the lies and accusations. She opened the door for all this to happen .

    Now because things are not going her way she seems to have a gripe about “EVERYTHING”. What Sarah needs to do, “is tell the truth. She knows you stayed at her home and freely lived there as part of her family, and she didn’t have a problem with it. So continue to defend your reputation and don’t let anyone stop you from being a father to you beautiful baby boy.

    YOu are not responsible for making Sarah Palin look like the perfect person. She has made many mistakes and she needs to festup to them and stop blaming everyone esle.

    Hope all works out for you and yours

    Pat
    Marion Alabama

  27. linda (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are one pathetic dude. Sick in the head for wanting your 15 mins of fame.

    A real embarrasment to your son and Bristol

    SHAME ON YOU!

  28. Lee (Summerville, SC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You should be so ashamed of yourself – trashing the mother of your child!!!! Is that the only way you can get attention??? Evidently since it shows you are a real jerk! You were lucky just to have know Bristol Palin and she doesn’t deserve to be treated with such disrespect. I wish you could have felt the pain she went through to bring your child into this world!!! Then how would you feel? It appears you come from a “low class” family and did not receive the correct upbringing to make wise decisions. You’re a little punk who thinks he’s “it” and believe me and thousands and thousands of other people don’t think you’re “it.” You are a “nobody” and America don’t want to hear your lies about the mother of this precious baby. When your son gets older and knows how you trashed his mother – believe me he won’t like it or you! I suggest you keep your mouth shut, keep your shirt on (your body needs some buffing)and stay with your low class, sorry mother. I guess like mother, like son.

  29. cephe kaplama (Türk, 15, Turkey Flag of Turkey) Says:

    Great site Levi.Thanks a lot.

  30. Ed (Rockford, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    All this stuff you are dishing out will come back to bite you in the ass.

  31. patricia yeager (Barboursville, WV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    johnston, you are a loser.

  32. Ronald Mikola (Wauseon, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Your just a dumn kid being used by everyone….
    Grow up, get a job and support your kid.

    Right now your just a Dead Beat Dad……

  33. Jill (Camarillo, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, You’re a LOSER

  34. fred (Inglewood, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi – I’m looking forward to seeing your pictures. I think you’ll have a lot of devoted fans.

  35. fred (Inglewood, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi – I want to see your pictures.

  36. big al (Ocoee, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    you low life piece of shit just trying to grab money looooooooser

  37. cecil johnston (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    hi my name is cecil i have a twin brother named cedric we are from montana i know that we have some realitives in alaska whin we were little my mom and dad used to talk about it they died before we wear 18 and i never thought about it until i heard your name on tv and u are in alaska could u ask your mom.me and my brother seem to be the last johnstons that i know of if not how kool would that be.

  38. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi go see my blogs ok.
    I am on your side 100% and I am a 100% Christian. Just see my Church at http://www.ucg.org
    I disagree with you showing your body off though. Your body is a temple. God wil revenge this horrible woman Sarah Palin. You write to me ok. I will help you all the way back to God and Jesus and to happiness!!

  39. pete (Manasquan, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    enjoy your 15 minutes of fame faaggboy!
    anything for a buck or attention, eh?

  40. pete (Manasquan, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    and yes, i totally agree wih the general consenses here, YOU’RE A LOSER!
    you accomplished nothing in life other
    then show the entire world of what a
    scumbag you are! you would sell out your
    own mother given the opportunity to personally
    gain…

  41. Amy (Wasilla, AK, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,

    Do you know about the Creamery Sarah help get started up here in Palmer / Wasilla Hwy? Well to make a long story short I need to get a hold of the right person to talk with about what happen. Yes I see you on the TV, but some how this story of what happen to us needs to be told to the right people. I my self have 3 Human Rights claims as well as I contacted Sarah and her assistand said “I’m sorry but we can’t help you”. Levi you know the people really need to see just who they are dealing with.

    Contact me by email that I gave to send this message!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  42. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Anyone attacking a 16 year old young man for having made a mistake should look at their own mistakes they are making at their own age now. How old are you people who make mistakes now? Are you 20? 30? 40? etc. If you are then leave him alone. Jesus taught you that if you have sinned then look at your own sin before throwing a rock at such a young inexperience in life man. It is very difficult for a young man to contain himself with so many temptations running rampant and having the hormones running wild in one’s body. If you are in less sin than this young man and you have accused him of sin then you should be so very ashamed of yourselves!!

  43. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I am not in Georgia by the way and I don’t know why it says that on the blog here. Look at my first posts to you Levi and it says I am from Tennessee ok Levi. I am on your side and most of all God and Jesus are on your side so don’t worry about those criticizers ok. When you have God and Jesus then why worry about anything?

  44. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I have replies for you all over your blogs and see them all ok so your spirit be liften and you’ll rejoice in God and Jesus. You are a fine young man and there is nothing wrong with you!!

  45. Jesus (Dillon, MT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dog,

    You are going to burn to a crisp at the Beelzebub Hilton. And after that, you will climb aboard a shiny red Chinese moped, burn, pillage, and rape your way south to Cabo, and sell salt water taffy to Messican Zetas.

    Go, Levi!

  46. Greg Swofford (Whitestone, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    As idiota go, this is pretty high on the list!
    No respect for the Mother of his child.
    No respect for himself.
    No respect for his own family.
    No respect for the Grandmother of his Child.
    East to see….his own family should be denouncing him for his actions, but we don’t see anything even remotely like that do we?…!!!

  47. laura (Poulsbo, WA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    My 15 year old daughter(and she’s adopted from Russia) knows MORE ABOUT WORLD AFFAIRS,US HISTORY,WORLD WARS,RELIGION,GLOBAL HEATING,RELIGIOUS CONFLICTS ETC- than you do TOOL.You are A PATHETIC 20 year old and what is WRONG with America. A hooker for the IGNORANT-that’s ALL YOU ARE.

  48. Brittany (Islamabad, 08, Pakistan Flag of Pakistan) Says:

    Hey i think sarah palin is an idiot..no brains just deception. Dude, the prob is u r an idiot too. I just laughed when i saw u on larry king live…cant u read. Finish school and college and get some respect. Maybe then ppl will listen to ure side of what happened.

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