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I met someone

Filed Under: bristol, dating, school    by: Levi Johnston

Her name is Bristol.  and she is HOT.  I’ve been with girls before, but I think this is the one.  what do you think?

45 Responses to “I met someone”

  1. j (Staunton, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    her mom’s hotter.

  2. j (Staunton, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    oh yeah and i think she is definitely the one. i’m glad you asked.

    i’m a bit of, you could say, a cynical old man. after my wife died of cancer less than a year into our marriage, i cursed the merciful-sky-faggot. but reading your blog post reminds me of my wife, and maybe… maybe it was just god’s way of reminding me that love can always blossum, no matter the circumstances… and that it was me, all along, that was the faggot.

    gl with the wedding man.

  3. Gavin Newsom (Vallejo, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey dude you’re famous now we should hang out together!

  4. tera (Bellingham, WA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Wow, a faggot in the sky?

    Does the esteemed governor and her drunken husband know you associate with this ilk, oh father-to-be?

  5. Sam Jenkins (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Let me know how the White House looks next January!

  6. john (Newark, DE, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I like pie.

  7. SH (Hastings On Hudson, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Boom goes the dynamite.

  8. ward (El Paso, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    i think you’re going to be flipping burgers for the rest of your life so you can take care of the damn kid. unless mom hooks it up, but she’s repub, NO WELFARE FOR YOU!

  9. Chew Bacca (Nanaimo, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Shoulda’ wrapped it before you tapped it bro.

  10. Slade (Blairsville, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    better hope Obama wins so you can get that baby some healthcare

    http://www.absolutepunk.net

  11. Wayne Gretzky (Santa Monica, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, you’re suppose to get it past the goalie on the ice not in the bed!

  12. John (Malibu, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You psyched for your second baby?

  13. John (Lake Geneva, WI, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    This site will be down soon. Best of luck with the upcoming family, from a sensable democrat. Marriage might get stressful son, when she brings up, “oh yeah? Remember when you cost my mom the the Vice Presidency?” Tough to come back from that one.

  14. Tony (Lynchburg, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    She better be the one! Otherwise your baby mama’s mama is going to force your hand in this situation.

  15. Michael Gehret (Colorado Springs, CO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Good Luck Dude ! The heat is on you now, and I pity that whole family ..and now your family too.
    You seem like a good ole guy ! So keep the faith and best of luck. At least its only 60 days til the election. So you will not have to go through a long period of drama. Good luck to you and all those in your life !

  16. GODLESSCAPITALIST (Austin, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    NIGGER

  17. Bucky Turco (Brooklyn, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    My god you people are frighteningly dumb. This site is a parody and even says so.

  18. K Fed (Huntington Beach, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, you’re so going to regret that “I’ve been with girls before” remark. Right now, there are hundreds of journalists sizing you up and drafting profiles of you. You better hope they don’t cast you as a womanizer.

  19. Proud_Texas_Democrat (Richardson, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Good luck bro! I am sure you and Bristol will happily ever after. Can’t say this for the mother in law 🙂

  20. Grandtard (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    She’s hot in some pics yeah, but dude she’s gotten kind of fat lately! Been eating more it looks like.

    Anyway, congratulations on the forced marriage that may or may not ruin your life, as a wedding present my advice is to Google “birth control.”

  21. bristol palin levi johnston (Lanzhou, 15, China Flag of China) Says:

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  22. Jamie Lynn Spears (Marshall, MI, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    YAPOOO !!!!

  23. Richard (Redmond, WA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    She sounds nice GO FOR IT DUDE!

    What’s the worst that could happen? lulz

  24. thomas (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    yo bro, this shotgun wedding is going to play host to actual shotguns, I hope you know!!! look out for gov. palin, I’ve heard she’s about as accurate as your sperm with a double barrel!!

  25. Bristol P (Springfield, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Oh my gawd! You done been with other girls afore??? But you told me I was speshulllllll!!!!!

  26. Geoge Bush (Dayton, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I heard your mother in law will send you to Iraq
    after the marriage, as our next chief of staff.

    Or the moral majority will make you the NRA and Hockey league representative.

    Hope the babby is not yours.. Have Maury Povitch
    get you a $388 paternity test, to prove the HO slept around on you.

    Tell the world you are not her baby’s father.

    Cindy McCain offered to adopt the baby bastard.

  27. russ (Raritan, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Good luck being a husband. Shows how serious your future mother-in-law takes marriage! You Knock Up my daughter, You win a WEDDING! Congrats !

  28. Alicia (Miami, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Bro. this is so fake. like it obviously isnt the poor kid. Go McCain!

  29. Flying Dutchman (Den Haag, 11, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    DUDE!!!!!!!!!! What the….!!!!HELL!!!
    your just a kid!!!

  30. Landan (Stanmore, 17, United Kingdom Flag of United Kingdom) Says:

    Slade, your comment made me laugh 🙂

  31. Baby Mama (Plainfield, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Poor baby– you are totally screwed. Better run fast and hard.

  32. Okiotak (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, she’s a total dog! Maybe, you got hit
    on the head with one too many hockey pucks.

  33. Dick Cheney (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Son, you’re either gonna marry that little gal
    or you’re heading off to Gitmo for a spell.

  34. Willow P (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    My sister is a total, bend-over grrrrrl.
    She’s been with every hockey player in the state.
    When she’s not out poaching moose with my older brother Track (who’s got manure for brains), then she’s usually out back of the barn smokin’ weed.

  35. oooooo (Las Vegas, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I’ve been with girls before…

    who hasn’t?

    Tell us about the boys you been with, dude.

  36. Condoleeza Rice (Prince George, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Dick, quit scaring the boy. Of course he’s going to marry her. He believes in Republican values – he’s obviously going to sleep around on her and possibly impregnate at least one other girl.

    That’s just part of God’s Divine Plan.

  37. permaisuri (Damansara, 14, Malaysia Flag of Malaysia) Says:

    good luck ! wish you the best 🙂
    btw, you’re handsome 😛

  38. John McC (Henderson, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    hey dude! you think YOU’RE a fuckin’ redneck? Try sitting in a POW jail like me for 37 years.

    Listen, this Bristol’s mamma is hot. So just keep your damn hands away from her. You take the young ‘un, I’ve got the MILF

  39. Elizabeth (San Diego, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    YOUR A CUTIE, BUT YOUR A DUMB ASS, IM SO GLAD THAT YOU CAME IN TO THE PICTURE.I PRAY THAT THIS WILL RUIN THE PUSH FOR CHANGE ( A TOTAL COPY OF OBAMA) CAMPAIN.I FUCKING HATE SARA PALIN, AND ANYTHING THAT COMES WITH THAT SHIT

  40. Юрик (Sacramento, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Хотя еще до конца непонятно, что там происходит, но точно могу сказать, что это не в лучшую сторону!

  41. Insurgent (Cherry Hill, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    -Bristol may look hot now (or not being knocked up and all), but take a long look at Mumsie…she isn’t. I’ve seen better looking dumpsters in the city than that.

  42. louise (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Can’t wait till you get into Playgirl, what a hunk, hope you got something down there !!!!

  43. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi,
    You are a good young man and don’t listen to the sex addicts up there. Dont worry about Bristol either. God will give you something much better than her. Your son be yours when Jesus comes I just know it. You stay close to God, Jesus, and me ok. My Church is http://www.ucg.org

    I love you in Christ Jesus.
    Love in Jesus, Marina.

  44. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I’ll tell you what I think. Evidently Bristol is not the one for you because she didn’t marry you. She intentionally hurt you after having had sex with you and she even cheated on you with a friend. How horrible. She did these horrible things to you and I hope you can see that now. But you have your son and you need to love him no matter what. Ok. Just ask God to lead your way and you’ll be fine. Here is my Church url and go there to see what God wants you to do in life:
    http://www.ucg.org

    Love in Jesus, Marina. in TN (not GA)

  45. ecomasee (Guangzhou, 30, China Flag of China) Says:

    for for gift with confident

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