god, I fucking hate math. Why do they make this shit so complicated. sorry for cussing but this is stupid. Why on earth would I ever need to know x and y and all that. I’m going to be a hockey player. I don’t need the quadratic equation tyvm. Bristol knows math though, thank good. She helps me with it. Hopefully I can just pass this class and get on with it.
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September 2nd, 2008 at 3:15 am
Awesome job slipping one past that ultimate goalie — the cervix!! LOL Broseph, you are made now, in like flynn with them rich peeps.
Did Sarah and Bristol ever tag team you? Come on home skilletz, I know you thought about that momma pootie. Sers tho, you gonna have to move on to Willow after da baby is born ’cause Bristol’s coochie ain’t ever gonna be the same.
Good luck, yo. Maybe you can sign with the Caps once you’re in DC and ball with Ovechkin! Make buckets, son!
September 2nd, 2008 at 3:47 am
Son, you should run…far away…
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:40 am
You’d better hope Jesus comes with a time machine, or you’re going straight to hell.
September 2nd, 2008 at 4:43 am
so is she into bukake?
September 2nd, 2008 at 5:40 am
I got news for you bro. You’re not going to be a hockey player. You’re going to get married and get a full time job. The GOP machine is going to make sure of that. And you might discover at that job, that you actually do need to know some math.
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:07 am
haha dude, you might be the cause of MILF Sarah getting kicked off the VP ticket kid…
so were you Bristol’s first?
September 2nd, 2008 at 6:40 am
Hey JACKASS!!
All eyes are watching you now. You need to watch what you say. Sixteen years old, so young and stupid. You have made some big decisions that will now make the rest of the decisions for you! It is quite easy….You made a baby…so no more hockey..NOW a Full-time job! Sorry dude should have kept it in your pants.
September 2nd, 2008 at 8:34 am
Palin needs to PULL OUT! Something you son should have done 5 months ago.
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 am
LOL
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:51 am
ARE YOU CUT OR UNCUT LEVI?
September 3rd, 2008 at 3:52 am
I’LL TAKE YOUR COMING FRIENDS ANYTIME
I LOVE THEIR TASTE
September 3rd, 2008 at 12:15 pm
Don’t worry about the math test, Levi. You may not be able to add, but you can sure multiply.
September 3rd, 2008 at 7:15 pm
How well does she know trigonometry. Trig. Get it?
September 4th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Hey PAP !
Cool name ! I once had a Spanish teacher that fell for the Dick Hurtz routine. Someone put Dick Hertz on a blank page during a quiz. The poor guy went through the papers and exclaimed “Who’s Dick Hurtz?” The whole class fell out.
This may amuse you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw
BnB
September 4th, 2008 at 7:32 pm
Trig? Innat one of Levi boy’s new bros? If you wanna see a 180 degree angle, you should see this bristol skank when she’s on all fours!
September 5th, 2008 at 2:58 am
Selam Levi
senin bu ilginç durumun binlerce uzaklıkta bulunan istanbul’a kadar geldi.
Bazı arkadaşların yazılarında sana haksızlık yapıyor ve yargılıyorlar ,Sanırım onlar iki yada üç yıl sonra başlarına gelecekleri bugünden biliyorlar .
içinde bulunduğun durum kimsenin suçu değil…
September 5th, 2008 at 6:20 am
thank good? Are you flunking English too? What kind of academic rules do they have in Alaska that you can flunk classes and still play hockey?
September 5th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
whats the turkish mean bro? some of us only speak arabic and persian…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Be a hockey player?
You have already shown your not man enough to survive, except to try to destroy a famous person
On your own – your nothing and certainly not man enough to play any professional sport
November 18th, 2009 at 5:54 am
Levi is a young man and anyone criticizing him about his life is a judge. God said not to judge so shame on all those who have done it. You have a great site Levi and don’t let the ugly writers here destroy it because the nice writers who tell truth like me are lighten up your site again. Can you see it?