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Exams

Filed Under: bristol, math, school    by: Levi Johnston

god, I fucking hate math.  Why do they make this shit so complicated.  sorry for cussing but this is stupid.  Why on earth would I ever need to know x and y and all that.  I’m going to be a hockey player.  I don’t need the quadratic equation tyvm.  Bristol knows math though, thank good.  She helps me with it.  Hopefully I can just pass this class and get on with it.

20 Responses to “Exams”

  1. Vasiliy Shishkov (Rockville, MD, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Awesome job slipping one past that ultimate goalie — the cervix!! LOL Broseph, you are made now, in like flynn with them rich peeps.

    Did Sarah and Bristol ever tag team you? Come on home skilletz, I know you thought about that momma pootie. Sers tho, you gonna have to move on to Willow after da baby is born ’cause Bristol’s coochie ain’t ever gonna be the same.

    Good luck, yo. Maybe you can sign with the Caps once you’re in DC and ball with Ovechkin! Make buckets, son!

  2. Phil (Parker, CO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Son, you should run…far away…

  3. Don Gafrey (Toronto, ON, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    You’d better hope Jesus comes with a time machine, or you’re going straight to hell.

  4. ward (El Paso, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    so is she into bukake?

  5. Jordan (Huntington Beach, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I got news for you bro. You’re not going to be a hockey player. You’re going to get married and get a full time job. The GOP machine is going to make sure of that. And you might discover at that job, that you actually do need to know some math.

  6. Jack (Brooklyn, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    haha dude, you might be the cause of MILF Sarah getting kicked off the VP ticket kid…

    so were you Bristol’s first?

  7. WakeUP (Gilbert, AZ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey JACKASS!!
    All eyes are watching you now. You need to watch what you say. Sixteen years old, so young and stupid. You have made some big decisions that will now make the rest of the decisions for you! It is quite easy….You made a baby…so no more hockey..NOW a Full-time job! Sorry dude should have kept it in your pants.

  8. Dave (Honolulu, HI, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Palin needs to PULL OUT! Something you son should have done 5 months ago.

  9. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    LOL

  10. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    ARE YOU CUT OR UNCUT LEVI?

  11. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    I’LL TAKE YOUR COMING FRIENDS ANYTIME

    I LOVE THEIR TASTE

  12. Pap S. Mears (Auburndale, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Don’t worry about the math test, Levi. You may not be able to add, but you can sure multiply.

  13. Robert Levy (Jamaica Plain, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    How well does she know trigonometry. Trig. Get it?

  14. Biscut in the Basket (Hillsborough, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey PAP !

    Cool name ! I once had a Spanish teacher that fell for the Dick Hurtz routine. Someone put Dick Hertz on a blank page during a quiz. The poor guy went through the papers and exclaimed “Who’s Dick Hurtz?” The whole class fell out.

    This may amuse you
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPGb4STRfKw

    BnB

  15. Mary Cheney (Sydney, 02, Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    Trig? Innat one of Levi boy’s new bros? If you wanna see a 180 degree angle, you should see this bristol skank when she’s on all fours!

  16. kivanc (Acibadem, 23, Turkey Flag of Turkey) Says:

    Selam Levi
    senin bu ilginç durumun binlerce uzaklıkta bulunan istanbul’a kadar geldi.
    Bazı arkadaşların yazılarında sana haksızlık yapıyor ve yargılıyorlar ,Sanırım onlar iki yada üç yıl sonra başlarına gelecekleri bugünden biliyorlar .
    içinde bulunduğun durum kimsenin suçu değil…

  17. grandma (Midland, MI, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    thank good? Are you flunking English too? What kind of academic rules do they have in Alaska that you can flunk classes and still play hockey?

  18. thomas (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    whats the turkish mean bro? some of us only speak arabic and persian…

  19. volunteer (Novato, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Be a hockey player?

    You have already shown your not man enough to survive, except to try to destroy a famous person

    On your own – your nothing and certainly not man enough to play any professional sport

  20. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi is a young man and anyone criticizing him about his life is a judge. God said not to judge so shame on all those who have done it. You have a great site Levi and don’t let the ugly writers here destroy it because the nice writers who tell truth like me are lighten up your site again. Can you see it?

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