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Oh Emm Gee – I’m going to be a dad

Filed Under: bristol, pregnant    by: Levi Johnston

Holy shizzles, Bristol’s pregnant!  I don’t think her mom knows yet.  What

33 Responses to “Oh Emm Gee – I’m going to be a dad”

  1. Me (Naperville, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Welcome to the national spotlight.

  2. anonymous (Windsor, ON, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    hahaha…

  3. John McCain (Beijing, 22, China Flag of China) Says:

    Sweet! good job dumbass! Save your own life and have her ditch the baby!

  4. Kris (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Sarah Palin’s daughter Bristol should have the baby and then PUT IT UP FOR ADOPTION! 17-year-olds are not psychologically or financially ready to be parents, nor are they ready for marriage. There are so many stable and secure older couples in their 20s, 30s and 40s waiting to adopt a healthy American baby. Adoption is the answer.

    Levi — don’t jump into marriage before you are ready. You deserve to live your young life, and Bristol does too. Therefore, you need to put this kid up for adoption and get on with your lives. Do it for the sake of the baby and for your own futures.

  5. brady (Virginia Beach, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Lev,

    What´s this about you getting MARRIED?

    Did you “Really” ask her to marry you or has the Republican Party and Parlin´s backers threatening you and your parents? If so, I can help you on that!

    I get the feeling that that is the case. You are being pushed into this because of her mom. If so, how dare they!!!!

    Send or give your parents this message.

    The girl is 5 months pregnant. Did she hide the truth from you? Do you really want or see yourself being a dad and connecting yourself for a life-time with this young girl? Really, think about this because this is not:

    1. Your mom´s, dad´s, of family´s life!
    2. Parlin´s family´s decision!
    3. The U.S. Government nor Republican “Political” Party´s decision nor life!

    THIS IS YOUR LIFE!!!! FOREVER!!!!

    I only hope you have thought this thing through.

    DID YOU OR DO YOU HAVE PLANS TO PLAY HOCKEY AND BE A HOCKEY STAR, PROFESSIONALY? If so, how does this fit in?

    You like being with the boys, hanging out and having fun. And your career. This will definitely be a challenge on that.

    DO NOT RUSH INTO THIS!! SPEAK UP AND YOU AND YOUR FAMILY CAN GET OUT OF THIS! ESPECIALLY, YOU!!

    Sinerely,

    B. Hull

  6. brady (Virginia Beach, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Oh yeah, you say here that on 1st of Sept., she had the test. BUT SHE IS CLAIMED TO BE FIVE(5) MONTHS PREGNANT!!

    CAN YOU EXPLAIN THIS?!! HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE? ARE THEY, THE PALIN FAMILY, FORCING YOU?

    ARE YOU REALLY THE DAD? OR ARE YOU JUST TRYING TO HELP A FRIEND YOU IS IN DEEP SHIT?

    THEN YOU STATE THAT YOU HAVE JUST MET HER AND SHE IS “HOT”. DATING OFF AND ON.

    LIKE I SAID, YOU CAN GET OUT OF THIS!!

    Sincerely,

    B. Hull

  7. benQ (Herrenberg, 01, Germany Flag of Germany) Says:

    lol not national^^ international http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/politik/2008/09/02/usa-sarah-palin-wird-schwiegermutter/von-redneck-teenager-levi-johnston.html

  8. barack (Hamilton, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    How’d McCain get on here, I didn’t think he could get to the podium without a walker, let alone use a computer. You’re a joke, this page is a joke. The only bigger joke is me running for president. Does anyone believe this page is real? You’re a choad. if you did knock her up, then take it like a man, and you deserve all this neg pub. learn to keep it in your pants, puckhead. Obama’08!! P.S. She is hot! I’d hit it!

  9. S. Diehl (Greenfield, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Two words: PATERNITY TEST.

    Two MORE words: RIGHT NOW!

    I worked in my state’s vital statistics unit and the first guy tagged as the father wasn’t the biological dad at least 30% of the time. If you don’t find out for sure now you’ll end up being financially responsible for this child for the next 18 years. You’re too young right now so it’s hard to fathom the tragedy of paying for some other guys kid for nearly two decades of your life but, trust me, when you find out the kid isn’t yours it will be too late to do anything about it. Once you start paying you have as much as stated you accept legal responsibility for the kid, regardless of whether or not you are later found NOT to be the father. It’s the legal system’s way of protecting the child. The girl’s mother and her cronies will attempt to bribe you into marrying this girl to preserve her mother’s pro-family political stance. But That Woman’s image is NOT YOUR PROBLEM. Your job is to look out for yourself. First, make sure you actually are the father. If you are you have an obligation to be responsible for the child but you are STILL not responsible for the mother of the child. Hence, you are under no obligation to marry this girl. Assuming you haven’t already accepted the fat wad of cash the GOP has waved at you to get you to do what they want (and to get you to shut up), don’t get sucked into that family circus. You’ve made a mistake but it doesn’t have to destroy your entire life. Regardless, if you’ve not agreed to anything (and even if you have) get that paternity test and find out for sure.

  10. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Good Luck being a farther

  11. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    RED NECKS NEED EDUCATION

  12. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    MAYBE SEX EDUCATION WOULD WORK FOR FUTUR STEPS

  13. Joanna (Austin, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    It’s despicable that people are saying you should bail on the girl you knocked up because you’re sex-crazed and irresponsible. So the guy can just leave and call it a day, but Bristol’s just fucked? The girl is stuck with the consequences because she has a vagina?

  14. Pap S. Mears (Auburndale, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Shut up Joanna. Bristol can’t abort. Her uterus is controlled by the Republican Party. Vote McCain/Palin, and you’ll lose control of your uterus too.

    I’m John McCain, and I approve this message.

  15. George W. Bush (Raleigh, NC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey, the boy’s in trouble. Let’s all help him out here. You can’t understand until you’ve been there. Rite Boy? Do we need to give you a little time a the ranch to thank this thang over?

  16. fred (Amsterdam, 07, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Dude, I sure hope yr lawyers will squeeze a handsome bridal gift from the Republicans

  17. Vê (Rio De Janeiro, 21, Brazil Flag of Brazil) Says:

    Hey there, don’t leave the girl alone now that she’s pregnant! but don’t get married before you’re ready .. do what makes you happy, without hurt someone ;)

    however, i’m from rio de janeiro

  18. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    REMEMBER THIS IS A PARODY SITE

  19. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Levi Johnston is not linked to this in REAL LIFE

  20. Deaf Woman (Houston, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, You are grown man to have right decisions. You do right thing to get married and take care of your beautiful woman and child. You feel more comfortable relationship with Bristol and you feel real love her so much then get married. You need a job, ask Bristol’s parents or your parents will help you to find a job OR going to college/university to study your dream major for job future. You become great man in the Palins family….wonderful father to your new baby and wonderful husband to Bristol. That is very important to you. Any trouble bothers you, you need talk with Bristol and solve problems that make you feel better. You’ll see.

    Listen, don’t listen everyone’s words….these words are NOT TRUE. Don’t feel hurt, they didn’t understand or don’t know how do you feel about pregnancy woman……Your feeling turn true love, You can speak that you prove everyone that you really care about Bristol and child.

    Get married and happy family life forever!

  21. Condoleeza Rice (Prince George, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Levi, Georgie and I had this scare a few years back – do what we did. Get a high-priced and discreet OB-GYN.

    In your case, it would have to be passed off as a miscarriage, of course.

  22. Good Intentions (Mather, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi (as in Strauss),

    I’m very glad that after all this blew up in the national news about your girlfriend getting pregnant, that you decided to announce that you INTEND to get married to her. INTEND….. INTEND………… INTEND…….. INTEND…….. INTEND………… INTEND…………. INTEND……….. INTEND………

    Hmmmm. When’s the wedding…. any date set yet?

  23. Fred (Cary, NC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Stephen Harper worries me a bit. He thinks this is real and he is probably a republican who will vote for McCain.

  24. oooooo (Las Vegas, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, screw all those ppl who don’t believe in you and say this site isunt real. I will support you all the way, bro! You could run for POTUSA in 2016!

  25. JD (Califon, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Was she any good in the sack. Her mom looks like a wildcat so I’m just curious.

  26. childfree (Miami, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    have fun being a duh-dee

    haha – childfree is the way to be.

  27. Barack Hussein Mohammed Obama, Jr. (Round Rock, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Okay, I’m just a little bit confused here.

    You tellin my gangsta ass you got this chick pregnant?!?

    Do what all the brothers do…and get out!

    Or there’s always the muslim reaction to underage sex…and you don’t wanna know…

  28. Condoleezza Rice (Prince George, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    I believe the Muslim reaction is to get the offenders stoned. Although it’s ‘to death’, so I guess it’s not the good type of ’stoned’.

    Er, I mean… marijuana use is despicable and we really should crack down on marijuana trafficking across the Canadian border. Yes. That’s exactly what I meant to say.

    Damn, I want a doobie.

  29. Jazz Melody (Prime, 22, Portugal Flag of Portugal) Says:

    Please give me her mother phone number. Sarah’s very hot. I love that MILF. :) Gorgeous.

  30. big boy (Tehran, 28, Iran, Islamic Republic of Flag of Iran, Islamic Republic of) Says:

    Hi levi,
    IF you are the real dad, whould you please tell us how many time you fu.. her,until she became pregnant? I think this is so important becuse if you done “it” just one time,so you are a Superman!!!

  31. МЮ Фан (Dallas, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    На Ваш сайт знакомый в аську ссылку кинул. Оказалось ,что не зря :) Понравилось. Тепрь постоянно читать буду :)

  32. Mc Daddy (Sydney, 02, Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    Well you should of kept your Little Johtson in your Levis

  33. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Don’t listen to those people putting you down. Congratulations on your son. I wish you still could be with Bristol because in your young man’s way you did love her I know that. What a noble way of having a son – in love.
    I am proud of you and your son Levi.
    Show him what a good father you are ok.
    God, Jesus, and me we are so proud of you!!

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