I know the news reports are telling you that we ‘mutually separated’ a few weeks ago. Here’s the real truth. Bristol cheated on my with my best friend Mike. I wish the best for them, and hope they get married so I don’t have to pay the child support Sarah’s trying to shove down my throat.
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March 12th, 2009 at 5:43 am
Wow, Why am I not surprised. Bristol seems kind of “whore-ish” from the start, not offence to you since that was your girlfriend at one point.
You seem like a nice guy and I feel bad for you really, but I do agree with Sarah you should pay child support, don’t stop taking care of your son because of it. But in return Bristol should allow you weekends with him and stuff.
I wish you the best of luck with the whole thing Levi!
-Michelle
March 13th, 2009 at 12:05 am
Levi dude, I know you are probably sick of hearing this but you are far to young to be so deeply involved with Bristol. It was only a matter of time before this would break up. You have the unique opportunity to blast the negative things the Palins are saying and become your own self man. You are under the microscope right now so play the game the right way as many of us had to do. That’s your child so by all means pay the child support until the kid reaches 18, but never stop reaching for your own dreams and goals. Personally, I wouldn’t want to be associated with losers like the Palins. I read somewhere they called your family trash. Talk about the pot calling the kettle black! From what I read the whole family is a genetic cesspool of hillbilly trash. Always remember trash looks worse on a woman than it does a man.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:22 am
Levi, Your a sad teenager. YEs you are correct you do need to MATURE. Part of THAT trip is a MAN is a Gentlemen and he NEVER KISSES and talks about it.
As for child support. another act of maturity. It doesn’t matter when how or if she ever gets married YOU WILL be resposnable for YOUR CHILD till he reaches 18 and beyond if he decides to go to collegge. So keep THAT in mind next time you go to LAY down with a GIRL.
YOu PLAY you PAY thats the name of LIFE buddy “BOY” Grow up and “mature” and learn to keep your mouth shut about your sexual encounters.
April 6th, 2009 at 3:28 am
Michelle, What do you want o be his NEXT GF? How did you ever come to the conclusion she “looked” whorish?
djteck4u Trash always looks worse on a women than a MAN? Where did you come up with THAT Little tidbit in this day and time? Man whore or women same difference. For every women who lays down for what ever reason it tooka man to be there as well. When Bristol “laid down” he was right there and most likely i am sure telling he rhe Loved her and would always Love her the things men have been saying since the dawn of time to get what THEY WANT. HELLLLLLLOOOO
April 6th, 2009 at 4:17 am
Now that is showing real maturity there Levi! I hope you attain true manhood someday. Having the equipment to make a baby doesn’t make it right, nor does going on the Tyra Banks show make you a MAN either. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame, because when it’s all over, you’ll realize what a F’d up mess of your life you are making.
As for the child support, you helped bring the child into this world and being a father is one of the most important things you can or will ever do. If you choose to fight the child support or choose to not provide it, someday you will come to regret it.
Best of luck in your life, you’re going to need it.
Rodger
April 6th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Dude, I’d cut bait with her. She’ll never be happy no matter who she is with, but, be a thorn in her side, get court ordered visitation, she won’t be able to move that far away.You can provide support other than financial too. Anyway be yourself above all don’t let the fame and media change you. Cute kid, congrats. Peace
April 6th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Michelle, you idiot, this is a parody site.
April 6th, 2009 at 6:04 pm
You are such an immature PUNK. This web site looks like something a 12 year old would make up. No wonder she bailed on you…she probably wanted a real man, vice a little boy.
April 6th, 2009 at 10:58 pm
Levi,
Seventeen is old enough for you to know it was wrong. Unlike those who call you baby daddy referring to your “oh he is just a little boy and
we need to cut him some slack” while they treat Bristol as an adult.
You were lusting all over Tyra, Levi. You are a coward. Going on that show and acting that way was disgusting. It shows you are out for nothing money and attention.
It is a shame that you stooped so low. Like you have no backbone when you say Bristol forced you to go. Cut the crap. Repent! Confess your sins unto to Lord. And be a MAN.
April 7th, 2009 at 9:09 pm
Hey Levi,
when you do you think you will grow up??? Or are you going to stay a little boy your whole life. Shocking the Palin’s did not want their daughter to be with white trash, those bastards. By the way, have you sprung your mommy from the clink?
April 9th, 2009 at 8:58 am
A real gentleman never talks about his relationships. She is the mother of your child. Once you become a father, your first concern should be for your child. Grow up and be a real man!
April 9th, 2009 at 1:32 pm
Do you reaaaaaaaaaalllyyy think that trashing the Palins on National television was a smart idea? REAALLLY?
Stop trying to get yourself in the limelight and go pay attention to your son! (same goes for your sister I don’t even know why she’s on tv with you, you and her didn’t have a baby together. You and Bristol did. So do you really think going on National television will help or solve this situation? You Idiot! yOUR JUST MAKING EVERYTHING WORSE!) If you, your sister and mother, payed half as much attention to your son as you do to getting on national television your son will grow up with love and might even have a shot at being normal. So instead of whining like a little eighteen year old baby, get your ass out there grow up and be a good Father.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:06 am
Levi, you’re a pig, kiss-n-tell is a classless act!! You care nothing about your own child or you would not be out jet-setting around the talk show circuit on the DNC and paid bloggers’ dime. But keep it up, it just digs yourself in deeper with the trouble you are causing and the Lord you have to answer to some day. Bristol is MUCH better without you and I think it would be better if you did not see that baby or you’d influence it negatively – you talk of the Palins as trash but they aren’t abusing Oxycontin like your own mother does.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Levi, when are you going to grow up and be a man. This kind of juvenile behavior is unbecoming. I had thought you were a hard working young man trying to make the best of a bad situation. You are trying to prove me wrong by participating in back biting and slander. Please pull yourself out of the gutter. I still think you have potential. Your son needs you and I can’t help but believe that you still have feelings for Bristol. You can work this out (although it will be hard) if you are honest and truthful.
April 10th, 2009 at 9:53 am
Yeah right. It’s all Bristol’s fault. Why don’t you just be a man, finish school, get a job, and get on with you life. You might get more visitation rights if your mom will promise not to use her home to sell illegal drugs.
April 10th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Levi…………you need to grow up and grow up soon. It took two people to make this baby, so grow up, accept responsibility and be accountable for your part in it. I have no sympathy for you, but I do have sympathy for YOUR son.
April 10th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
I feel very sorry for you, Levi. You’re a tough kid, and you could have come through this whole thing unscathed. Yet, you chose to embarrass and belittle yourself by selling your soul to the higest bidder. Such a waste of an intelligent youth.
April 11th, 2009 at 11:58 am
Levi, you are nothing more than white trash. Just a piece of crap.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:16 pm
Why does anyone really care what these kids do as I don’t see it being important to anything except to them personally.
April 14th, 2009 at 11:17 pm
Try this out, who cares what it is that they are doing, right?
April 21st, 2009 at 4:49 am
No one shoved this child support down your throat. This is the problem when little kid’s have little baby’s, Grow up boy, Its not about you, its about YOUR kid. If you don’t have the money then get your ass a damn JOB
April 23rd, 2009 at 7:22 am
Levi, good luck on the modeling career. You can count out acting at this point because you would have to speak and after Larry King last night we know you can’t do that. Dumbass!
April 25th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Sarah Palin issued through her rep a harsh response when she heard Levi Johnston talked about his relationship with Bristol Palin, who he had a baby with. Sarah said:
“Bristol did not even know Levi was going on the show. We’re disappointed that Levi and his family, in a quest for fame, attention, and fortune, are engaging in flat-out lies, gross exaggeration, and even distortion of their relationship.”
“Bristol’s focus will remain on raising Tripp, completing her education, and advocating abstinence. It is unfortunate that Levi finds it more appealing to exploit his previous relationship with Bristol than to contribute to the well being of the child.”
“Bristol realizes now that she made a mistake in her relationship, and is the one taking responsibility for their actions.”
Bristol do as I say not as I do, doesn’t seem like the best person to be advocating abstinence, especially since she’s already talking to her old boyfriend, the one before Levi that didn’t get her pregnant … luckily. Sarah better watch her daughter, or she’ll have a second baby to take care of.
Maybe Levi could do more for his child, if the Palins would let Levi do more than just visit at their house.
The half sister of Palin’s husband Todd was accused of breaking into the same Wasilla, Alaska, house twice to steal money, the Associated Press reports. Diana Palin (35) was charged with felony burglary and misdemeanor criminal trespass and theft stemming from two break-ins this week.
It seems there is trash on both sides of the family. The trashiest is Sarah, Todd and that user turn-coat slut of a daughter of hers.
April 27th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
Levi, enjoy the spot light while you can because you’ll be soon forgotten. You betrayed your child and his mom for just a gleam of fame. Why, dose appearing on national tv that important to you?
Your mom is shameless to show her face on national tv, she is not a saint herself. I feel sorry for you and your family!!!!
May 6th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Bristol can suck start a leaf blower. Of course she just goes to church after a weekend of whoring around. It’s the “Christian” and Republican thing to do.
May 7th, 2009 at 6:09 am
Levi, i think you’re a great guy and your son is simply adorable and I hope you do stick around in your sons life, trust me a father figure is needed. I hope all works out for you. And I’m very sorry for everything that happend between you and Bristol that led to the breakup. But I have faith that you’ll find someone new and you’ll be happier than ever. Good Luck!
May 14th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Levi, you’re a big time looser! If fame is what you’re after, leave Bristol alone and seek your American DREAM like a MAN, aloha…..
May 19th, 2009 at 8:06 pm
Kid why don’t you cowboy up and SHUT UP! You & your family aren’t going to be discovered by hollywood. You people come across as idiots! Sarah
Palin is one of the ONLY politicians today that sincerely LOVE this nation. obama is turning us
commi. Is that what you want Jr? Get a life and
leave the palin’s alone. You have a son that’s
1/2 palin. Stop acting like a little whiney jerk!
May 30th, 2009 at 1:20 am
To stupid to know when your being used
June 1st, 2009 at 11:55 am
The New Mac Daddy-That’s you Levi!
http://www.atlah.org/broadcast/nodewnorrain06-01-09.html
July 10th, 2009 at 5:30 am
You stupid little shit. its called child support so no matter what you post or blog . get used to it. you owe.
July 10th, 2009 at 9:17 am
If I were Bristol, I would have cheated too. You are way to cocky. Look what a little bit of fame has done to you. You judgemental creep!!
July 10th, 2009 at 11:49 am
Johnston is a pathetic excuse of a man (boy)….
He lives under their roof as a guest (guests don’t eavesdrop on family business and then blab to the media about it later), decides not to marry Palin’s daughter after impregnating her, then panders himself to the media so he can make a quick buck…. Frigging joke.
Get a JOB Johnston and earn an HONEST LIVING! You will be able to face yourself in the mirror that way. Or maybe not……
July 13th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Hey Dude, I hate to tell you this but you are the Father of that baby and you will pay child support until he is 18 years old. Where do you think that because Bristol marries someone else that you are off the hook for child support.
July 13th, 2009 at 6:45 pm
YOU ARE A JERK. SAW YOU ON THE TODAY PROGRAM THIS MORN (JULY 13) SHUT YOUR MOUTH AND LET PEOPLE JUST THINK YOU ARE A FOOL. KEEP TALKING AND THERE WILL BE NO QUESTION LEFT THAT YOU ARE A TRUE IDIOT. PALIN’S ARE BETTER OFF W/OUT YOU AND I’D SURE MAKE IT TOUGH FOR YOU TO SEE THE BABY. YOU CAN’T TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF OR CONTROL YOUR MOUTH (ENGAGE BRAIN FIRST BIMBO) WHAT YOU PROBABLY KNOW AS TRUTH ABOUT THE PALINS WOULD FIT IN THE SAME AREA AS YOUR BRAIN….LOOK OUT FOR LOST ITEMS. SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP AND QUIT TRYING TO LIVE OFF OTHER PEOPLE. CAN’T IMAGINE YOUR MOM AND DAD ARE SOOOO PROUD OF YOU AND YOUR MINDLESS CHATTER. ARE YOU LOOKING FOR THEM TO SUPPORT YOU. I SAY BRISTOL IS SO MUCH BETTER OFF W/OUT YOU AND THE BABY WOULD BENEFIT FROM YOUR ABSENSE ALSO.
July 14th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Levi Johnston, you are a MEDIA WHORE and a DEAD BEAT Father. You NEED to grow up and stop trying to make money off the Palin’s. You DISGUST me, and you are a loser.
July 19th, 2009 at 10:42 am
i can’t stop laughing…
THIS ISN’T REAL!!! NO ONE KNOWS THE TRUTH except those involved and really… WHO FUCKIN CARES?! Although it is pretty hilarious that mrs.donthavesexoryoulldie’s daughter got preggo… at that time… but it happens. it’ll work itself out, they both fucked up (no pun intended) and seriously… the most bigoted, violent people i know are the religious ones. they’re the ones that also think this sites real xD
Let people deal with their shit on their own. don’t try n judge unless you’re in that specific situation and even the anti abortionist… just don’t have an abortion! problem solved. let people think for themselves and show some faith in Him that He knows what He’s doing. It’s about acceptance, love, forgiveness, kindness… chill out and embrace that aspect.
September 2nd, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Sorry to say, but every time you open your mouth you embarrass yourself. Yes, the vicious ‘media’ is after you, but only to exploit you (you may need to look that word up in a dictionary). They’ll do anything to make Sarah Palin look bad, & they are making you look like a fool, & they know it. Take it from me, a grandmother, are these verbal performances of yours what you want your son to look back at when he’s grown, & see how thoughtlessly his father treated a family who took you in when you needed a family? Go to school, join the military, learn better english –all three will help you grow up & mature.
September 3rd, 2009 at 5:02 pm
Levi Johnston is so ugly. I can’t believe Playgirl wants him to pose. I would cheat on him too
September 3rd, 2009 at 8:14 pm
You are a Media Hore you asshole..well, your fifteen minutes of fame are almost up, dude!!! Whatcha gonna buy with all those Vanity Fair lies, asshole
October 9th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Bristol i a whore, just like her mom is…
Fuck them all. Go Levi!
October 13th, 2009 at 10:08 pm
c’mon Levi…you and your family are prbably better tnan the others…..
October 28th, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Levi,
You obviously are a very insecure shallow person.
To make living by trying to destroy the mother of your child’s mother is pathetic
When you fade out, which you will because you offer nothing, but anti Palin, you’ll end digging ditches somewhere
October 29th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Levi, you really need to crawl back under a rock. You have had your 15 minutes. Your mother was arrested for drugs – you REALLY have no business talking about Sarah Palin unless you want to open a floodgate into your own family’s sordid details. You want anyone opening up your family’s dirty laundry? You owe Sarah and her whole family an apology.
October 31st, 2009 at 5:44 am
Somebody needs to shut this lyin little bastard up! How ’bout a one way boat ride?
October 31st, 2009 at 8:07 am
I think that you are the most despicable, immature, lying idiot that the media gives any credibility to! Politics aside, I hope that you never gain a dime from your “tell all” crap. You act like a spoiled child (which you probably are).
Lady in Florida
November 1st, 2009 at 2:09 pm
You are gay…….. no one cares who you are banging.
you say you are going to play hockey? you look pretty chubby for an 18 year old hockey player.
November 10th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Levi is the biggest jerk I have ever seen on tv. I wish the H he was out of every media site. Why does the media cater to such trash.
November 12th, 2009 at 5:39 am
Let’s don’t even mention all the girls you were with during High school. I’ve talked to some of them. What’s good for the goose or gander isn’t always a good thing…so quit the gossip. You are such a child. Quit putting out all of these stories. It only makes you look like the idiot you are. I hope they completely cut you off from the baby. You are too evil and vindictive to raise a child.
November 13th, 2009 at 10:52 am
If everyone would stop watching the tabloid shows and talk shows whenever Levi was mentioned….guess what, he would go back to being the nobody he is and maybe have to go out and earn a living to take care of the son he so lovingly hopes some real man will take care of. Trash breeds trash and Levi is nothing more than trash. He saw his opportunity with the Palin and took it now she and her son will have to dig their way out of the gutter where Levi is apparently comfortable.
November 14th, 2009 at 9:51 pm
Hi Levi. Thanks for posing nude for Playgirl. All of my gay friends can’t wait to see your cute butt in the buff. We hope it wasn’t cold when you did your frontal. It could be disappointing. lol. Anyways, thanks for providing fresh chicken and loads of fun. XXO
November 14th, 2009 at 9:59 pm
I must comment on #23 Ethan Hall.
Ethan, don’t choke on Levi’s brautworst. Best you swallow. Enjoy. Kelly
November 17th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
I believe you Levi.
Why should you lie.
I believe you 100%
Love in Jesus, Marina.
November 18th, 2009 at 1:40 am
After careful, professional analysis, it’s obvious that Levi is a simple-minded idiot! Move on folks–nothing to see here.
November 18th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Levi – had it ever occured to you that you are now a father and that posing for Playgirl (whether nude or not)is the stupidest move you could have ever made? Seeking custody of your child will now be more difficult because you have proven that you make terrible choices. Good luck you jerk! My gay friends dont even care to see your sorry A#@
November 19th, 2009 at 5:21 am
Hi Levi,
You are a great guy no matter what they say!!!!!!
Here listen to this love song and see how you are loved:
Lobo: Baby I love you to want me….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNAV4_pLUzs&feature=related
November 19th, 2009 at 8:42 am
Levi so she cheated on you so what. I know it hurt your young heart but you have to be stronger than that. I made so many mistakes in my life and I had to pay for all of them. Sarah might be mean to you but the law will shove the child support down your throat because it does that to all parents. You won’t need all that money you’ll make for yourself and just share some with your beloved son. Make sure to let him know you love him. You are just young and confused. Look how you write, you say – “I wish Bristol would marry this other guy so I don’t have to pay child support.” In another blog you say “I am going to be a father” and you sound proud. The fact is you were thrown into this fatherhood way ahead of time and your mind just wasn’t mature enough to handle it and this horrible judges here on your blog site- the ones with ugly comments – they want to tear you up over something that you couldn’t help because of your youth. If you buy into what you say then you are going to be a weak man someday. Don’t buy into it ok and trust in God who is Love and He displays this Love through our brave LORD Jesus Christ – forever. I know you love your son and just do the best for him and let God lead you in whatever you do in your life from now on and those judges on here will hide their faces in shame for having accused such a young an innocent man like you.
May God bless you always.
Your friend in Christ Marina.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:51 am
I want you to know that my mail is marinaloves@live.com and anyone wanting to email me can. I had the wrong id name on here and I needed to correct it. My name is Marina and the a of Marina was missing so here you go I addded it.
November 19th, 2009 at 8:55 am
Don’t say nothing to Levi about being a father and he cannot pose for playgirl for that reason. How many horrible women have you all known who have done that – being a mother and posing for playboy? Don’t even attack him for that you hypocritic people you.
If he poses for this stupid magazine playgirl then it is because you all drove him to do it.
Shame on you you false judges you.
God is love and His people would not judge anyone and especially not Levi Johnston.
November 19th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
This is my last entry into your blogs here because if I don’t get a response I’d rather not write again. I wish you the best for your future Levi and may God be on your side.
Love in Jesus, Marina.
November 29th, 2009 at 9:16 pm
Hi levi,
I must say that what I’m seeing now is not a very flattering picture of you. It is your obligation to support your son and honor his mother. These two actions will color what you do with the rest of your life. Be the man you profess to be and cough up support and stop trashing the mother of your son.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Levi don’t let Sarah get her way. No one has stopped her. She has a problem with the truth and obviously loves money. All she has going is her mouth. Weak people are her followers. People use your brain that God gave you and LISTEN, REALLY LISTEN to everything she says and you’ll realize she’s a con. Levi, as for you, quit spinning your wheels. Get an education, make something of yourself, that’s the best defense against that Sarah and be a good father and be consistent. Don’t bad mouth Bristol. Someday the baby will be of an age of logic and reason and he will see the truth. Live and be a good example. Don’t prove anyone right about the lies. Good Luck
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Levi,
Fight for custody. Don’t listen to Harriett (OR) She is of the opinion that women can do no wrong. That a man’s place is at the ATM machine. She would prefer you keep your mouth shut and just hand over the money. All you are good for is to cough up the money!
Another parasite woman, who is ONLY looking at how much $$$ you cough up.
Do fight for custody. You deserve to have EQUAL time with your son. They are a lot of fun to raise. Hard work but children need BOTH parents.
Good luck Levi.
Fathers are more than ATM machines. FATHERS HAVE RIGHTS.
February 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
News Flash… You will pay child support until your son is 18 years old regardless of whether or not Bristol is single or married.
March 1st, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Hey Levi baby… you need to forget the slut and cum on over to the other side… oh baby let me get ahold of your hot hockey stick, I want to lick it and make it wet… then you can give me your puck…