I know the news reports are telling you that we ‘mutually separated’ a few weeks ago. Here’s the real truth. Bristol cheated on my with my best friend Mike. I wish the best for them, and hope they get married so I don’t have to pay the child support Sarah’s trying to shove down my throat.
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