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Bristol Cheated on Me

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

I know the news reports are telling you that we ‘mutually separated’ a few weeks ago.  Here’s the real truth.  Bristol cheated on my with my best friend Mike.  I wish the best for them, and hope they get married so I don’t have to pay the child support Sarah’s trying to shove down my throat.

96 Responses to “Bristol Cheated on Me”

  1. Kelly (Peoria, AZ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi. Thanks for posing nude for Playgirl. All of my gay friends can’t wait to see your cute butt in the buff. We hope it wasn’t cold when you did your frontal. It could be disappointing. lol. Anyways, thanks for providing fresh chicken and loads of fun. XXO

  2. Kelly (Peoria, AZ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I must comment on #23 Ethan Hall.

    Ethan, don’t choke on Levi’s brautworst. Best you swallow. Enjoy. Kelly 🙂

  3. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I believe you Levi.
    Why should you lie.
    I believe you 100%
    Love in Jesus, Marina.

  4. Ein Stein (Johnson City, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    After careful, professional analysis, it’s obvious that Levi is a simple-minded idiot! Move on folks–nothing to see here.

  5. June (Raleigh, NC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi – had it ever occured to you that you are now a father and that posing for Playgirl (whether nude or not)is the stupidest move you could have ever made? Seeking custody of your child will now be more difficult because you have proven that you make terrible choices. Good luck you jerk! My gay friends dont even care to see your sorry A#@

  6. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi,
    You are a great guy no matter what they say!!!!!!

    Here listen to this love song and see how you are loved:
    Lobo: Baby I love you to want me….
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WNAV4_pLUzs&feature=related

  7. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi so she cheated on you so what. I know it hurt your young heart but you have to be stronger than that. I made so many mistakes in my life and I had to pay for all of them. Sarah might be mean to you but the law will shove the child support down your throat because it does that to all parents. You won’t need all that money you’ll make for yourself and just share some with your beloved son. Make sure to let him know you love him. You are just young and confused. Look how you write, you say – “I wish Bristol would marry this other guy so I don’t have to pay child support.” In another blog you say “I am going to be a father” and you sound proud. The fact is you were thrown into this fatherhood way ahead of time and your mind just wasn’t mature enough to handle it and this horrible judges here on your blog site- the ones with ugly comments – they want to tear you up over something that you couldn’t help because of your youth. If you buy into what you say then you are going to be a weak man someday. Don’t buy into it ok and trust in God who is Love and He displays this Love through our brave LORD Jesus Christ – forever. I know you love your son and just do the best for him and let God lead you in whatever you do in your life from now on and those judges on here will hide their faces in shame for having accused such a young an innocent man like you.

    May God bless you always.
    Your friend in Christ Marina.

  8. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I want you to know that my mail is marinaloves@live.com and anyone wanting to email me can. I had the wrong id name on here and I needed to correct it. My name is Marina and the a of Marina was missing so here you go I addded it.

  9. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Don’t say nothing to Levi about being a father and he cannot pose for playgirl for that reason. How many horrible women have you all known who have done that – being a mother and posing for playboy? Don’t even attack him for that you hypocritic people you.

    If he poses for this stupid magazine playgirl then it is because you all drove him to do it.
    Shame on you you false judges you.
    God is love and His people would not judge anyone and especially not Levi Johnston.

  10. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    This is my last entry into your blogs here because if I don’t get a response I’d rather not write again. I wish you the best for your future Levi and may God be on your side.

    Love in Jesus, Marina.

  11. Harriett (Rogue River, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi levi,
    I must say that what I’m seeing now is not a very flattering picture of you. It is your obligation to support your son and honor his mother. These two actions will color what you do with the rest of your life. Be the man you profess to be and cough up support and stop trashing the mother of your son.

  12. Cindy Lu (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi don’t let Sarah get her way. No one has stopped her. She has a problem with the truth and obviously loves money. All she has going is her mouth. Weak people are her followers. People use your brain that God gave you and LISTEN, REALLY LISTEN to everything she says and you’ll realize she’s a con. Levi, as for you, quit spinning your wheels. Get an education, make something of yourself, that’s the best defense against that Sarah and be a good father and be consistent. Don’t bad mouth Bristol. Someday the baby will be of an age of logic and reason and he will see the truth. Live and be a good example. Don’t prove anyone right about the lies. Good Luck

  13. steve (Novato, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,
    Fight for custody. Don’t listen to Harriett (OR) She is of the opinion that women can do no wrong. That a man’s place is at the ATM machine. She would prefer you keep your mouth shut and just hand over the money. All you are good for is to cough up the money!
    Another parasite woman, who is ONLY looking at how much $$$ you cough up.
    Do fight for custody. You deserve to have EQUAL time with your son. They are a lot of fun to raise. Hard work but children need BOTH parents.
    Good luck Levi.
    Fathers are more than ATM machines. FATHERS HAVE RIGHTS.

  14. K Hendrix (London, H9, United Kingdom Flag of United Kingdom) Says:

    News Flash… You will pay child support until your son is 18 years old regardless of whether or not Bristol is single or married.

  15. Imalicklevishockeystick (Springfield, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Levi baby… you need to forget the slut and cum on over to the other side… oh baby let me get ahold of your hot hockey stick, I want to lick it and make it wet… then you can give me your puck…

  16. JUD (Des Moines, IA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I think you were just right.

  17. zee (Orange Park, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, you are EVERYTHING I would not want my daughter to bring home ever. You need to grow up and take care of YOUR responsibilities. It seems to me and many others that you are out for the fame and fortune factor.

    Your callous attitude towards YOUR child is very apparent here. Be a MAN and step up to the plate in taking responsibility for the child you helped to create. It doesn’t matter if she messed around on you (seems you messed around her!) or if she remarries, he is STILL YOUR child and YOUR responsibility, not whoever she marries.

    Although it might be for the best that your rights are terminated. That child might have a better chance and a more positive role model than you.

  18. don (Denver, CO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    run boy run, get a praternity test and find out whose kid it is. Vote democrate too. That will show those Palins who is in charge.

  19. Trish A. (Salt Lake City, UT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I think that you are a pretty shameless person…you have a responsibility to help take care of your son and not be out bashing his mother or the grandparents. To me, it looks like you are the irresponsible, immature person in the relationship. Grow up and quit trying to become something you probably never will be. You are way to into yourself – get over your own bad self and start acting like a father.

  20. Leah (Unknown City, , Korea, Republic of Flag of Korea, Republic of) Says:

    Levi Johnston is yesterday’s news. I am tired of reading about this guy trying to make his next buck. Oh yeah, playgirl? Seriously? Should have viewed the pics before they were published. I hope he realizes what a douchebag he has become. He was well liked when he seemed like a nice guy. Too bad his immaturity has gotten the best of him. Mayor? I hope Alaska is just laughing about this one. Not sure what he has to add except for the most definite drama of his fame chasing. Alaska needs someone credible. Not some kid who thinks he is somebody. Grow up Levi.

  21. Robert (Palmerton, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Lame parody blog.

  22. Dawn (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    I just want to say that I think that you, Levi, are the worst person in the world and shame on you for leaving your trashy history to your son, Tripp! You are the scum of the earth. When your son grows up, he won’t say \I want to be just like my daddy\, because he will be so ashamed that YOU are his father! You are a TAKER and a USER!!! Shame, shame on you!!! You will pay the cost with God!

  23. Waylon (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    YOur not self absorbed are you? The child support
    is for YOUR baby. You little dufus, you been used
    enough don’t you think?Go to school, join the army
    if you can pass the test. Hollywood isn’t going
    to recruit you. PAY YOUR CHILD SUPPORT HOT PANTS
    THEN KEEP YOUR PANTS UP DUMB BELL!!!!!

  24. bob schug (Las Vegas, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Jackazz

  25. karen s (Los Angeles, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi Johnson was born a liar!!!!!! I believe the Palins

  26. Melissa (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    I’d like to know what you plan to say to your son when he’s grown and hates you for talking bad about his mom? Oh, and child support well’ you play you pay.

  27. Dee Crowe (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    Of it’s your child, the child support does NOT go away until the child is 18. Think about that next time.

  28. Deanna (Minneapolis, MN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey dumb ass. It doesn’t matter if she get’s married or not you still owe child support.
    I love the way act like an ass to get fame. LOOSER

  29. Deanna (Minneapolis, MN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I think you are a major liar and always will be

  30. JFro (Greenbelt, MD, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    The End is Definitely NIGH. FROBlog weighs in: http://jfroblog.blogspot.com/2010/10/levi-johnston-baby-daddy-playgirl.html

  31. Noel (Reno, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Many have been misled. Please read the banner that says: This is a parody site, and for entertainment purposes only. And the disclosure says he is Levi Johnston from Phoenix, Arizona, not the Levi Johnston of Wasilla, Alaska.

    I am neither a fan nor a defender of Levi Johnston of Wasilla. But, let us not be quick
    to judge him. Give him credit when it is due.
    He bought a house from his Playgirl earnings to make sure his kid has a decent place to stay while in his custody. He continues to work and to seek work despite the ridicule and the innuendoes heaped at him in the media. He doesn’t deserve those. He is just 19 years old.
    He is not discourage and continues to live.
    Many much older adults committed serious mistakes than him. They’re the ones who deserve to be constantly criticized. Besides, it takes two to make a baby.

    Levi of Wasilla takes all that are thrown at him like a man. He is alone and poor. He does not have the millions of dollars and the powerful organized political machinery supporting and protecting the Palins. Like any underdog, Levi deserves a break.

  32. Judy (Tracy, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    shame on you. That is your child and a real man would want to raise and support his son.

  33. Jerry W. Patterson (Kalispell, MT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    This is for Levi of Wasilla, Alaska. Levi I just watched your interview with L. O’Donall and you did just fine. At least you know the difference between the truth and lying. That is a far cry from Sara. When you didn’t know the answer to something, you said so. I hope you have the curiosity to look up the answers to the questions that you were unsure of. Don’t let these “GOOD” moralist’s who seem to have all the “RIGHT” answers bug you. When you go into politics, you have to have a thick hide. For a young man under 21 years old, your a brave one to be on the national scene and hopefully going to be the mayor of your town. I would vote for you, good luck.

  34. Ray (Littleton, CO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi……I’m a 90yo red haired woman that thinks you’re really hot. I know you like em old and red hair ….well in most places. I’m here for you.
    I used to be a man….so I should be a really good fit for you since I know you like to take it in the ass by men and you like old smelly wrinkled up women. I’m your man/old woman. and I wear ode’ de tuna fish for your dining pleasure. :0)
    Queer bait.

  35. Eric (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    You will still have to pay child support no matter if she gets married or not! Are you really that stupid? The child is still yours and you should pay support for that child!!!

  36. Eric (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    You will still have to pay child support no matter if she gets married or not! Are you really that stupid? The child is still yours and you should pay support for that child!!

  37. Shawn (Aiken, SC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You’re a world class douche bag. I wish I lived in Alaska so I could take you out back and teach you some manners the old fashioned way. Next year for Christmas I’m gonna ask Santa to let me run into you on the street one day.

  38. border reiver (Houston, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    your are a light weight and i do not think you have any annandale blood in you

  39. kaitlyn (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    levi I think you should fight new chin in court for tripp.GOOD LUCK!!!

  40. Walter (Clifton Park, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Your riding that money train and its going to dry up, all your trash talking and bashing is gonna hurt you more than you know down the road.

    Obviously your Mother & Father did a very very poor job of raising you.

  41. Irene (Calgary, AB, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    The palins are not worth the effort to watch doing anything. Politics, fashion, whatever – people that count coud care less what they do. They are legends in their own minds. It seems there is so much infighting that they filthy up the airwaves. I feel sorry for the little boy. If they continue to be unfair with the father of that little fellow they will live to regret it. That little boy will grow up and money will not be able to buy him when they lie to him about the reasons he is not with his father regularly.

  42. linjaynes (San Diego, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    WOW what an intelligent Young man you are. First off Child Support is mandatory & second it has nothing to do with getting married or Not! The Child is yours not the new Husband when he marries your ex Girlfriend. You Created that child & how do you think he will feel when he gets to be a teenager &reads this crap your spouting? Grow up take responsibility for having Sex or better yet get neutered & do the next Girl a favor from a jerk like you.

  43. steve (Omaha, NE, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are a grade A asshat. Grow a pair and grow the fuck up. Youve been given more than most people and you have fucked it all up along the way. Way to be a Dad! Fucking loser.

  44. Soldier of Fortunes (Wasilla, AK, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    shut the fuck up steve…the palins are dirty dogs and cunts to say the least…and a side of a bullet awaits their destiny…naw that is being too nice!
    hows about their kids get raped…lets try that…

  45. Jennifer (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, even if she get’s married, you are still obligated to pay child support, unless you give up your parental rights and allow a step father to adopt him. Give up your rights or grow up and man up on the child support.

  46. George Bush (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    Levi,

    The entire Palin family brought all of their computers to http://www.tempecomp.com we done got them fixed right up. They needed some IT Solutions and we got their network up and running. They had some malware issues and we took good care of them. We designed a new home network for them from the ground up. We also installed a Security System and automated their entire home. TempeComp is the best local IT service company in the Phoenix area.

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