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About Me!

Hi, I’m Levi Johnston.  I’m 17 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold).  I like playing hockey.

Here I am:

but yeah…you should probably read my disclosure.

124 Responses to “About Me!”

  1. a k metrit (Bronx, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    levi, well done! You’ve helped to derail John McCain’s presidential bid in the most creative way.

    I congratulate you!

    A K Metrit,
    Democrat for Life

  2. Jeremy (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude:

    Don’t let a mistake ruin the rest of your life. Your just a child, don’t let anyone rob you of your childhood.

    Best of luck,

    Jeremy

  3. Secret Admirer (Centreville, VA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, you are a total STUD!

  4. Mark Foley (Melbourne, 07, Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    Hi Levi:

    Can I interest you in a congressional page program all the way in Washington, DC?

    im me! maf54

    -Mark

  5. Bristol Palin (Kathmandu, 00, Nepal Flag of Nepal) Says:

    And there you are… fucking moron… Did you fuck your mama too

  6. Pammi (Fairport, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi,

    You’re a hottie.

    Buzz me and I can arrange to send a private jet to pick you up and bring you back here to me in Malibu, CA.

    Trust me, baby, I’m rich and I can do more for you than Bristol.

  7. Anon (Medford, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Time to man up and slip some RU-486 into Bristol’s Redbull and Vodka…..

    either that or an extended amount of time in a jacuzzi-preferably after drinking copious amounts of alcohol…..

  8. Track Palin (Las Cruces, NM, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey, man, WTF? I told you my sister was off limits. She’s my present for when I get back from Iraq. I don’t like sloppy seconds.

  9. Independent Voter (Richardson, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    With the media’s help, I’m sure there’s a way to spin this so that it’s actually John Edwards fault. Talk to Karl Rove. He’s always got some clever ideas.

  10. don'tmarryher (Needham Heights, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Just because your having her baby doesn’t mean that you have to marry her. Don’t regret another decision.

  11. sarah p (Portland, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I have just three words for you you little fuckwad… NRA…well maybe not technically words but you get the idea

  12. nobody important (Anchorage, AK, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You do realize that you are messing wih the most powerful group in the world, right? you should, at least, copy your disclosure information on each page, considering you are claiming to be the “infamous” levi Johnston, including a picture of him saying that is you. This could be argued to be identity theft. Of course that’s up to you. The GOP probably doesn’t have any lawyers available anyway.

  13. Levi Johnston (Phoenix, AZ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Yes, a link to the Disclosure page is on every page. Thanks.

  14. Polter (Naples, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    September 2nd, 2008 at 7:55 pm ???

    so writing from the future?

    This is so irresponsible of you if this is you to have up on a public blog man – be a man and get rid of that shit.

    Look at what some big assholes are saying here – one pretending to be her brother that wants to bang her when he gets back from the Army – this has gotta be hurting Bristol too. Do the right thing

  15. madds (Danbury, CT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    is this some fake website created by obama?? cause if you had any respect at all for bristol, therefore her family, wouldn’t you take this page down. I surprised this URL isn’t on the front cover of the national enquirer yet.

  16. Larry Craig (Houston, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Weren’t you on the other side of the divider in the Anchorage International Airport? If so tap your foot three times…..

  17. Frank (Melbourne, 07, Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    Great site Levi,

    Hi from Oz,
    You want me to ship some condoms so you don’t have any more kids after this one? They are cheap over here?

    Suppose you love guns, oil drilling, no choice, environmental raping and killing things like your future mother in law.

    Go Democrats!

  18. hockeyfan (East Peoria, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Nice job!! Obamas got a good chance to win because of you guys. CHEERS.

  19. Robert (Woodstock, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Do you people realize this site is hoax?

  20. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    RED NECK = FACSITO

    GET A LIFE, GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND PLEASE LEAVE FAIRY BIBLE TALES IN THE LIBRARY AND START LEARNING REAL FACTS OF LIFE

  21. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    the guys who said you are a STUD … well he did a typo… he ment to type STUPID

  22. John SMUTh (Belleville, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Wow!! You have helped shaped the political landscape of the entire nation!! Well done. Obama ‘08.

    Advice on Parenting; Keep your promises, learn from mistakes, keep moving.

  23. Stephen Harper (Gatineau, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    spanking pelvis?

  24. tony (The Colony, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    did you do her in the butt?

  25. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    hey levi how you doing budy!!
    I just wanna say you screwed up on McCain Palin campaign because you got Sarah Palin daughter’s pregnant!!
    this is a Presidential campaign no playing games

  26. James Gordon (Alpharetta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Level Two Dude: Be a MAN. YOU control your life, go for it. Ignore Left-Wing, American Hating, White Wine & Cheese FAGs. You will know what LIFE is all about when your baby arrives & you will become “the man!” Liberal wimps are just jealous; they suck anyway. When the chips are down & your live is on the line, the ONLY guy you want in a trench watching your ass is a Republican! REAL men (and women) are members of the GOP! Go Sara!

  27. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    though I support Republicans espacially McCain even though I’m not american
    Fuck Obama he can’t lead America to success I think he he should cancel his Candidacy and run somtimes in the future when he has the ability to lead

  28. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    hey LEVI budy here is my email saud_tamimi@hotmail.com so we can get to know each other

  29. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    do i have to be a celeb or a rich guy to talk to you Levi??
    cause I ain’t rich not a celeb either just an ordanary 17 year old boy

  30. Andrew. (Swan River, MB, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    cleveland steamer?

  31. evolving (Chicago, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Palin’s usefulness for the powers that be:

    1) drilling in AK for oil/ng
    2) artic circle exploration for oil/ng
    3) strategic military site for the escalating energy standoff with Russia (they will win by the way)

    4) A bullshit distraction concerning abortion etc that will rally the republican base when all the libs keep pointing out the hypocrisy….

    don’t fall for it, mc cain will win

  32. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    saud_tamimi@hotmail.com thats my email budy just add me so we get to know each other okay
    I’ll be happy to be your friend

  33. lala (Jakarta, 04, Indonesia Flag of Indonesia) Says:

    levi..
    you’r only a jerk in palin’s life…!
    congratulation to be a REAL DAD…
    hahahaha

  34. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    saud_tamimi@hotmail.com DON’T FORGET

  35. Dirk Thomson (Minneapolis, MN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey dude,

    I have you in Foods for Seniors. Bristol is sooo hot! But I guess abstinence doesn’t work. What is a guy to do if God will strike me down if I masturbate.

  36. The Royal Eunuch (Singapore, 00, Singapore Flag of Singapore) Says:

    Hahahaha… this is one funny blog =P I love it!

  37. Barbara Bush (Amherst, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are one fine specimen.

    I wonder if I can interest you in a vintage Bush experience. You see, you are what the GOP has been needing for a long time.

  38. Mayer (Queens Village, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I own bristol palin.com
    any suggestions and ideas or does anyone want to purchase it? Email for contact info….

  39. Harry from Moscow (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hello, Mr. Hockey man.

    Please you send us most excellent Levi jeans to Mother Russia in exchange we kidnap you child in womb. We also includes bottle of finest Russian vodka in trade.

    Thanks you much very.

    Harold Crumvistikov

  40. Trig (the retarded baby) (Washington, DC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    U goo mmmm bleaacsh ug

  41. privatejett (Hawaiian Gardens, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    This is the greatest blog I’ve ever seen!

  42. mom of two teens (San Diego, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Levi, Don’t let Sarah Palin force you into marrying her daughter! Is she threatening legal action if you don’t? (statutory rape) Get a lawyer! Don’t ruin your life!!!!! You are 17 and you do not have to get married!!!! What does Bristol really want? Its too bad you couldn’t get your hands on the morning after pill! People like Sarah Palin are everything I hate, government up your you know what and trying to control your personal life choices. Don’t get married!!!! I have a 14 year old daughter and a 16 year old son. My husband and I have talked to both of them and told them that if they ever think they are in trouble, don’t wait! Come to us and we will help you!!!! We don’t encourage teen sex, but if the damage is done, there are alternatives to destroying your life!!! And not just yours, but Bristol’s and the life of the unwanted child born to two teenagers!

  43. Warrior Chief (San Marcos, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Yo dog,

    How much you need for the abortion? I’ll send it a.s.a.p., cause her mother will ruin your life…she’s a total Biatch, and just think, if you find out the kid will be born with like 2 heads, and 1 leg, you will be expected to keep it.

    I’m a huge Sharks fan, so if you could pay me back by playing for them that would be great, or if you could throw a game while playing against them, and let me know ahead of time when, that would work as well.

    The Chief

  44. Heywood (New York, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, nice score!

  45. Dick Cheney (Utrecht, 09, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Levi, you dumb prick.
    On behalf of the GOP, you will marry that bitch. I’ve got your address. And so do my friends at Blackwater HQ. Got it?

  46. Eoin (Howard Beach, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Oh boy… This site crosses a pretty serious line.

    Folks, please don’t let this grotesque lack of judgment sway your opinion on liberals/democrats in general. Both parties have their black sheep.

  47. Henry Paulson (Utrecht, 09, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Listen up asswipe. You just check your savings and find out for yourself you’ve got the cash. Now get your arse over to Minnesota! We need you. And remember: all you do, is smile and wave.

  48. Levi Johnston (Utrecht, 09, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Yo Paulson!
    Am I to pay that ticket to St Paul myself? Don’t think so. Fix it bitch.

  49. Pap S. Mears (Auburndale, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You did the right thing, Levi. The parents are rich, and right to lifers.

    Carry to term! All your uterus belong to us!

  50. Baddie (Portland, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Pap — wouldn’t that be “uteri?”

  51. Saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    HEY THERE BRISTOL CAN WE BE FRIENDS??
    I really support McCain and your mother
    though i’m not american but I’ve always supported the Repulican Party so
    CAN WE BE FRINEDS BRISTOL?
    its my pleasure to be your friend

  52. saud (Unknown City, , Saudi Arabia Flag of Saudi Arabia) Says:

    here is my email BRISTOL
    SAUD_TAMIMI@HOTMAIL.COM add me so we can introduce each other and get know both of us

  53. Dick Cheney (Utrecht, 09, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Listen fuckface.
    Your suit is ready. You’re gonna wear it, sit down next to the bitch and keep looking happy. If asked for, you never had wanted anything so bad in your misserable life as this little monster of yours and the only thing that would make you more happy is having grandpa McCain elected president. That’s all. My Blackwater mercenaries are seated close to you, so unless you want to see the Earth from six feet below, you better keep this message in mind. Out.

  54. Mary Cheney (Unknown City, , Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    Daddy can you hook me up with Sarah? I’ll BYO Strap-On.

  55. Ted Haggard (Unknown City, , Australia Flag of Australia) Says:

    And me with Baby-Daddy?

  56. EK (Shrewsbury, MA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Oh noes! You got punished with a child! That’s why we need a Republican in the office!

  57. OsamaBL (San Francisco, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You people are really scary….

  58. Frog Bayou Arkansas (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Does Wasilla have community organizers like Chicago?

  59. richie (Prescott, AZ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi Johnston should be given to some fat old arab men in Iraq to be their sexx slave. I can see it now Jimmy n Jack McCain, Track Palin and hunky Levi Johnston as white boy sex slaves in some fat Arab’s harem!!!

  60. Hillary (Toronto, ON, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Baby, ur so HOT!!!

    YOu can make me pregnant anyday! Even if it F$%#%S my mom bid for VP in 2012!!

    UR SO HOT!!!! Put up some XXX pix!!!!

  61. Me (Jonesboro, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Bristol is a fukkin party ANIMAL…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cwvt_8CLFWg

    LOL

  62. sanjuro (Vanda, 13, Finland Flag of Finland) Says:

    Poor guy… this is kind of awful.

  63. Dick Cheney (Utrecht, 09, Netherlands Flag of Netherlands) Says:

    Mary dear,
    I’ll have you shot.
    Daddy.

  64. Billy (Kirksville, MO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    MULLET

  65. Biscut in the Basket (Hillsborough, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude

    u doin her mom 2 ?

  66. Lostprophet (Augsburg, 02, Germany Flag of Germany) Says:

    Guy, it ist very important know, that you should do only these things you wanna do! It is your life and not theirs! So it also your decision!

    You can live with a child, but don´t act as a figure for the votes and don´t marry her now….. It would be your end!

  67. Healy (Encinitas, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    As the Palin’s yet be born next child, I take offense at not being consulted. Do her Track !

  68. Wanda (Mather, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You been drillin’ again in Alaska, Levi boy?

    P.S. Shave the whiskers. The patchiness is embarrasing!

  69. harlen (Paramus, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    siihb

  70. JurassicBlueberries (Portland, OR, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I bet certain politicians would pay you $1,000,000 to marry someone else.
    you cetainly appear to be an attractive stud, any nude photo’s?

  71. Michael Cornelius (Columbus, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Is it true that all the men or boys that have had sex with Bristol will be invited to the Republican Convention and if McCain wins will be invited to the Inauguration?

  72. Johnny (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Switch teams levi. you are hot!

  73. Joe (Granby, CT, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey man, heard you were a redneck and played hockey. Im pretty much the same way. I play left wing. Here in CT hockey isnt the most popular sport, but its pretty own. I added you on a certain website, I hope you accept. We can talk hockey!! haha

  74. Mary Imagine (Huntington Station, NY, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Poor little stud boy. Should’ve kept that thing in your pants. They gotcha now!
    Love, Mary

  75. Ajooo (Unknown City, , Satellite Provider Flag of Satellite Provider) Says:

    Good Man, you really fucked bristol…That is really good fun now between media.

    Ajooo
    Italy

  76. Mullah Omar (Unknown City, , Satellite Provider Flag of Satellite Provider) Says:

    Hey Dude…

    U did a good job. Once you finished from the shoot forward to me over Kandahar, Afghanistan.

    Mullah Omar and Osama Bin Laden
    Some where, Pakistan and Afghanistan

  77. Blake (Winston Salem, NC, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey dude congrats on knockin up Bristol. I bet ya get lots of Hot offers when ya move into the white house.

    We thought you had been foolin around with her brother and now some of the guys on the Hocky Team are upset. I guess its OK cause now Alec and I can come visit you and all fool around in the Lincoln bedroom.

  78. David Henry (Juvisy-sur-orge, A8, France Flag of France) Says:

    A letter to Levi Johnston, Sarah Palin’s future son-in-law

    I found and added Levi Johnston as a “myspace friend”, he accepted, so I sent this comment. It’s not appearing on his myspace page, don’t know why, so I’m putting it here:

    You’re a Hero!

    Sarah Palin was chosen as a vice-presidential candidate, which means we’re supposed to think that abstinence should be taught in school instead of sex ed, that god created the world in six days or whatever it was, that Darwin had it all wrong, that censorship in libraries is a good thing, and all sorts of other nonsense.

    And then we learn that her unmarried teen daughter is pregnant with your child… You’re a genius, with one simple act, you’ve proved how idiotic Sarah Palin’s political positions are! And I’m sure you had lots and lots of fun at the same time, it appears Bristol is an extremely attractive girl. I have to stress that teaching “abstinence” is like declaring breathing to be illegal: people will do it anyways. You know it as well as anyone else.

    Will all my greatest admiration,
    David

  79. Fake Sarah (Hillsdale, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey, dude, http://www.FakeSarah.com is now linking to your blog. Can you return the favor?

    Luv,
    FakeSarah

  80. Tom (Henderson, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi Johnston should have kept his johnston in his Levi’s

  81. kivanc (Acibadem, 23, Turkey Flag of Turkey) Says:

    I’m You support

  82. Peter North (Cap-rouge, QC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Could you ask your bitch’s milf if she want to be covered with love juice in one of my production?
    Thanks and keep that stick hard!
    - Peter “By the gallon” North

  83. pip (San Francisco, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    you are so hot. i have been having impure thoughts about you. you have got to get some hot pictures of yourself (shirtless, wearing your hockey jockstrap, etc.) please you owe it to everyone. HOT pictures of Levi!

  84. evaqueer (Münster, 07, Germany Flag of Germany) Says:

    This is great. Love that blog.

  85. Levi Johnston « Evaqueer’s Weblog (Plano, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    [...] k metrit (Bronx, NY, United States ) Says: September 2nd, 2008 at 12:13 pm levi, well done! You’ve helped to derail John McCain’s presidential bid in the most creative [...]

  86. deb (Minneapolis, MN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hope you only get married if you really want to!

  87. LednergeBlill (Erfurt, 15, Germany Flag of Germany) Says:

    Hello
    Nice site!

    G’night

  88. Andrew (Piedra, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Every time I see your photo….I get completed aroused. You’re a hottie.

    Andrew

  89. Ray Brandt (Los Angeles, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Please see “Two and a Half Men” 10/6/08 In the credits “Chuck Lorre Productions #218″ There is
    $100,000 Waiting for you if you reply by November 3rd!!! Hate to see anybody miss out on any extra
    cash these days!!
    PLEASE TAKE THEM UP ON IT, FOR ALL OF US AMERICANS!!!!!!!
    Thank you and good night!!!
    You new best friend,
    Ray

  90. Bill Clinton (Denver, CO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, I first want to say you’re a man after my own heart. Now, that being said, I will get some of that loving. Especially now with her belly -you know me and my big girls- I’ll have to take her up on “Bill Force One” and show her a good time, but I promise to use protection… I’ll have my bodyguards and my Ribbed Condoms with the presidential seal on the tip.

    Best Wishes,
    Bill

  91. EncariattaisA (Erfurt, 15, Germany Flag of Germany) Says:

    Hello.
    :)

    Martha Louise, who is the only daughter of King Harald and Queen Sonja, gave up the title of ‘royal highness’ upon her 2002 marriage to writer Ari, and has a reputation for not standing on ceremony.
    Bye.

  92. Dino (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Not a very wise moved getting married and having a kid at 18. You screwed the best years of your life.

  93. Dino (Philadelphia, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Not a very wise moved getting married and having a kid at 18. You screwed up the best years of your life.

  94. Teesie (Ellettsville, IN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Don’t listen to them. Listen to your heart.You’re an Adult, A family is the best thing in life and what everyone is working for. The part were they say your young well good for you ,your ahead of the game. You have a young family that loves you and that is the best thing in life. You’ll see that.We started young and we have been married 21 yrs. He would tell you today the best thing he ever did was marry me and have those two wonderful daughters yet don’t stop until you have a son he wishes he didn’t .. As I would say the same about him as well as having a son. And we have two wonderful daughters. God has blessed us with sharing a life with them. And now that they are older We share a life together wishing we could do it all over again. They grow fast. Love each minute. Your blessed son embrace it.Don’t listen to the men who tell you other wise they must be lonely because they don’t have a famliy loving them for life. What are you going to miss ? The clubs where everyone is looking for someone? Well again you have someone wonderful ! So what are you going to miss. Go out and do what you want you can with a family behind you !Don’t let them fool you ! Your not missing anything or giving up anything you just have so much more now. Do one thing remember how you feel the day that baby is born and never forget it. It’s such a gift.

  95. DJW (Fort Worth, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are dropping out of high school? Sounds like another good idea. Did your future father in law get you that job on the North Slope? You are going to be a family of losers!!!

  96. senior "AMERICAN" (Chambersburg, PA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    No wonder our AMERICA is going down the sewer!
    I cannot believe how many organisms there are out there whose mind is ruled by their”LITTLE HEADS”,
    and”THEY MUST BE LITTLE!”or they wouldn’t be spewing the vile sewage I’ve read on this page.
    You”CREATURES” have got to be the most ignorant,
    stupid,dead from the neck up morons,but then what can you expect from self centered,immature,idle minded liberal(socialists)!.You creatures have no
    idea as to the dangers this once great country
    faces.Why?Because you are so wrapped up in your-
    selves and self gratification,the REAL WORLD is
    passing you by !!AND,YOU are going to be held
    accountable when this country implodes !!!!

  97. DJW (Fort Worth, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Who else thinks “teesie” from ellettsville is a fat chick?

  98. Helen Silcox (Livingston, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I think you should finish high school, you may not stay married to Bristol, then you had better have a g o o d job,because you will pay and pay and pay.
    Just ask Sarah’s brother-in-law.
    Becareful with these people.

  99. Todd Palin (Saint Louis, MO, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,

    We are all very excited to have you in the family. I knew Bristol had done right when she told me it was you who were responsible for knock’en my little angel up.

    Anyway, in a completely unrelated event, I would love it if you would be joining me and that nice Mr. Cheney for a VP hunting experience next weekend; and no need to tell Brissy you acoming, it will be our little secret.

    ;)

    Todd Palin

  100. Dixie nourmous (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey buddy just thought id let ya know your in the clear… the kids mine i knocked her up 2 days before ya ;) and ask that bitch for my wallet back i need my money for the bus… or fuck it ask her mom to buy a car. make it a Cadillac escalade fully loaded just like her daughter is. and i STRONGLY suggest you go see a doctor, lets just say some shit was moving between my legs afterwards… one is so big im keepin it as a pet. brings me to my next point. in that escalade put in a fish tank also what do crabs eat? ive been feedin him protein shake and he is one BIG mutha fuckin crab.

    Reply when ya can.

    Sincerly,
    Dixie nourmous

  101. Irene (San Antonio, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    hey Bristol can we be friends Im rooting for your mom sarah palin so I hope she wins Ill give her all my prayer’s ok girly..

  102. Ehryl (Dover, NH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey – people are stupid. Do what you feel is right. I don’t like McCain, nor do I really like Palin..but you and Bristols issue has nothing to do with America. It only has to do with your personal self.
    Have faith.

    Best of luck!
    Ehryl

  103. hotohioboi (Cincinnati, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Levi, you hot stud. Im a bi boy and would love to have you tap my hot hole man! Luv to eat your hot cock!

  104. boxer (Edmonton, AB, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    i would do the DIRTIEST things to you, Levi. you are absolutely GORGEOUS. ever have your ass eaten out so hard you leave clawmarks on the wall? give me a shout.

  105. Track Palin (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, I’m thinkin about switch hitting…. Bristol is right, you are HOT. How about showing me that magic wand? I know where I’d like to put my hockey stick.

  106. Oeggnog (Port Orange, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are not good looking! >:P

  107. Larry Craig (San Antonio, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hello Levi. I am (Fmr) Senator Larry Craig. Would you like to come to Idaho, or even my place in D.C.? I have, um, Hockey On-Demand! I’ll pay for everything — don’t worry!

    See you soon!

    Larry.

  108. Tex (Fort Davis, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Why DID u Dump The Jr Ice Twat?

  109. T. Dixon (Olive Branch, MS, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    When your son gets older, how will you explain going on tv and trashing his mom?

  110. BigBoy1 (Reno, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi: You are one of the most “attention-getter” guys I’ve seen in a long time. However, I suspect from your tongue and lip action that you might have a “WAD” of Backy (Chew) (Suck) Krap in your mouth. For God’s sake, man, get rid of this slum-bag Krap and kick your addiction. You’re really beautiful. Act accordingly!

  111. Justin Wysocke (Elk Grove Village, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    God, I really hate these fake blogs. This website is the world’s biggest and most retarted hoax. Fuck Sarah Palin, fuck John McCain, fuck her daugter, her daughter’s boyfriend, and their son. Fuck every Republican who ever claimed to be a politician. You might think I have quite an opinion for a 13 year old, but all this politics bullshit really pisses me off, especially since the election is all over. Barack Obama is the president and he beat that 75 year old Republican and his vice president who lives within walking distance from Russia but can’t spell it. And there’s nothing that any dumbass Republican can do about it! Plus, President Obama has been under quite a lot of stress with the economy, Iraq, and pirates in Somalia. So will all you dicks who call yourselves the media please take your eyes off the Palins and any other Republican douchebag who’s trying to unseat Obama. No one gives a shit about Sarah Palin anymore. So just stop it god dammit!!!!!

  112. A.Lowe (Sebring, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi; Wish you all the best in life. Glad you are standing up for what right and for yourself. You got a fan/friend here in FL.

  113. Natalie (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    You are a despicable creep, a parasite, who can’t make his own money. You TRY to attain fame from disrepecting the Palin’s. You are a disgusting, manless creep. GET A LIFE!!!

  114. Kim (Teague, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Keep looking up Levi. Make good choices. Stay away from creeps, that have money. they are not true friends. It is not worth it. you have someone who is looking up to you. please . wise choices.

  115. volunteer (Novato, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    What an immature sleeze

  116. Jill (Camarillo, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    YOU ARE A LOSER
    YOUR PENIS
    IS SMALLER
    THAN A PEANUT
    THE ONLY SEX
    YOU WILL GET
    AFTER PLAYGIRL
    IS WITH GAYS

  117. Maddie (Burnaby, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Levi, you truly are a #1 loser and I can’t wait for your 15 minutes to burn out, I’m sick of hearing about you. Stop riding on the coat tails of the Palins and get a life!

  118. Jeremy (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi ur a fraudNever in the history of the world has someone so blatantely exploited themselves. Playgirl is fuckin hurtin too if they’re willing to do that much airbrush work to sell a magazine.

  119. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi,
    i am your friend in Chris.
    I don’t judge you like some of the mean people up there. You come and be my friend and you’ll never be sorry!! You did not deserve what you got and my heart is crying for you so much.

    Love in Jesus, Marina.
    http://www.ucg.org my Church

  120. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Your penis is just the right size for a good man to have and that girl Bristol just didn’t love you. But God, Jesus, and I love you because I am a true Christian. Don’t listen to them up there ok. Alaska is cold but God and Jesus and me we are hot forever hot in our love for each other!!

    Love in Jesus, Marina.
    So come and warm yourself up in our pesence!!

  121. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, I told my relatives and friends on facebook to support you so they will come here I hope and give you support because you deserve it!!

  122. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Somewhere in the middle by Casting Crowns as song for you with love in Jesus from Marina.
    God, Jesus, and me and my friends love you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DveYBno-pmQ

  123. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    By the way Levi I am a Democrat and I vote for the donkey only because Jesus rode into the Holy City Jerusalem on a donkey and not on an elephant. LOL.

    When I vote then I vote because of my love for God and Jesus and I don’t question my voting because I know why I am voting and whichever candidate God gives me I gladly accept. I dont’ vote according to what a person looks like or what money they have or such things but I vote on the simple fact that God and Jesus are Democrats too and the donkey is the 100% proof. That is why I voted for Barack Obama and I prayed and prayed so much day and night and when he won I was so glad for God, Jesus, and me. See, it is easy to be a Democrat because God is Love.

    Love in Jesus, Marina.

  124. Jim,Fla (Milford, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi-
    Natalie summed it up perfectly -

    Natalie (Unknown City, , Unknown Country ) Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:36 am
    You are a despicable creep, a parasite, who can’t make his own money. You TRY to attain fame from disrepecting the Palin’s. You are a disgusting, manless creep. GET A LIFE!!

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