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About Me!

Hi, I’m Levi Johnston.  I’m 17 years old, and I live in Alaska (burr, it’s cold).  I like playing hockey.

Here I am:

but yeah…you should probably read my disclosure.

130 Responses to “About Me!”

  1. Irene (San Antonio, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    hey Bristol can we be friends Im rooting for your mom sarah palin so I hope she wins Ill give her all my prayer’s ok girly..

  2. Ehryl (Dover, NH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey – people are stupid. Do what you feel is right. I don’t like McCain, nor do I really like Palin..but you and Bristols issue has nothing to do with America. It only has to do with your personal self.
    Have faith.

    Best of luck!
    Ehryl

  3. hotohioboi (Cincinnati, OH, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hey Levi, you hot stud. Im a bi boy and would love to have you tap my hot hole man! Luv to eat your hot cock!

  4. boxer (Edmonton, AB, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    i would do the DIRTIEST things to you, Levi. you are absolutely GORGEOUS. ever have your ass eaten out so hard you leave clawmarks on the wall? give me a shout.

  5. Track Palin (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Dude, I’m thinkin about switch hitting…. Bristol is right, you are HOT. How about showing me that magic wand? I know where I’d like to put my hockey stick.

  6. Oeggnog (Port Orange, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    You are not good looking! >:P

  7. Larry Craig (San Antonio, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hello Levi. I am (Fmr) Senator Larry Craig. Would you like to come to Idaho, or even my place in D.C.? I have, um, Hockey On-Demand! I’ll pay for everything — don’t worry!

    See you soon!

    Larry.

  8. Tex (Fort Davis, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Why DID u Dump The Jr Ice Twat?

  9. T. Dixon (Olive Branch, MS, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    When your son gets older, how will you explain going on tv and trashing his mom?

  10. BigBoy1 (Reno, NV, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi: You are one of the most “attention-getter” guys I’ve seen in a long time. However, I suspect from your tongue and lip action that you might have a “WAD” of Backy (Chew) (Suck) Krap in your mouth. For God’s sake, man, get rid of this slum-bag Krap and kick your addiction. You’re really beautiful. Act accordingly!

  11. Justin Wysocke (Elk Grove Village, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    God, I really hate these fake blogs. This website is the world’s biggest and most retarted hoax. Fuck Sarah Palin, fuck John McCain, fuck her daugter, her daughter’s boyfriend, and their son. Fuck every Republican who ever claimed to be a politician. You might think I have quite an opinion for a 13 year old, but all this politics bullshit really pisses me off, especially since the election is all over. Barack Obama is the president and he beat that 75 year old Republican and his vice president who lives within walking distance from Russia but can’t spell it. And there’s nothing that any dumbass Republican can do about it! Plus, President Obama has been under quite a lot of stress with the economy, Iraq, and pirates in Somalia. So will all you dicks who call yourselves the media please take your eyes off the Palins and any other Republican douchebag who’s trying to unseat Obama. No one gives a shit about Sarah Palin anymore. So just stop it god dammit!!!!!

  12. A.Lowe (Sebring, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi; Wish you all the best in life. Glad you are standing up for what right and for yourself. You got a fan/friend here in FL.

  13. Natalie (Unknown City, , Unknown Country Flag of Unknown Country) Says:

    You are a despicable creep, a parasite, who can’t make his own money. You TRY to attain fame from disrepecting the Palin’s. You are a disgusting, manless creep. GET A LIFE!!!

  14. Kim (Teague, TX, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Keep looking up Levi. Make good choices. Stay away from creeps, that have money. they are not true friends. It is not worth it. you have someone who is looking up to you. please . wise choices.

  15. volunteer (Novato, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    What an immature sleeze

  16. Jill (Camarillo, CA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    YOU ARE A LOSER
    YOUR PENIS
    IS SMALLER
    THAN A PEANUT
    THE ONLY SEX
    YOU WILL GET
    AFTER PLAYGIRL
    IS WITH GAYS

  17. Maddie (Burnaby, BC, Canada Flag of Canada) Says:

    Levi, you truly are a #1 loser and I can’t wait for your 15 minutes to burn out, I’m sick of hearing about you. Stop riding on the coat tails of the Palins and get a life!

  18. Jeremy (Unknown City, , United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi ur a fraudNever in the history of the world has someone so blatantely exploited themselves. Playgirl is fuckin hurtin too if they’re willing to do that much airbrush work to sell a magazine.

  19. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Hi Levi,
    i am your friend in Chris.
    I don’t judge you like some of the mean people up there. You come and be my friend and you’ll never be sorry!! You did not deserve what you got and my heart is crying for you so much.

    Love in Jesus, Marina.
    http://www.ucg.org my Church

  20. Marina Corbin (Clarksville, TN, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Your penis is just the right size for a good man to have and that girl Bristol just didn’t love you. But God, Jesus, and I love you because I am a true Christian. Don’t listen to them up there ok. Alaska is cold but God and Jesus and me we are hot forever hot in our love for each other!!

    Love in Jesus, Marina.
    So come and warm yourself up in our pesence!!

  21. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi, I told my relatives and friends on facebook to support you so they will come here I hope and give you support because you deserve it!!

  22. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Somewhere in the middle by Casting Crowns as song for you with love in Jesus from Marina.
    God, Jesus, and me and my friends love you.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DveYBno-pmQ

  23. Marina Corbin (Atlanta, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    By the way Levi I am a Democrat and I vote for the donkey only because Jesus rode into the Holy City Jerusalem on a donkey and not on an elephant. LOL.

    When I vote then I vote because of my love for God and Jesus and I don’t question my voting because I know why I am voting and whichever candidate God gives me I gladly accept. I dont’ vote according to what a person looks like or what money they have or such things but I vote on the simple fact that God and Jesus are Democrats too and the donkey is the 100% proof. That is why I voted for Barack Obama and I prayed and prayed so much day and night and when he won I was so glad for God, Jesus, and me. See, it is easy to be a Democrat because God is Love.

    Love in Jesus, Marina.

  24. Jim,Fla (Milford, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi-
    Natalie summed it up perfectly –

    Natalie (Unknown City, , Unknown Country ) Says:
    July 14th, 2009 at 8:36 am
    You are a despicable creep, a parasite, who can’t make his own money. You TRY to attain fame from disrepecting the Palin’s. You are a disgusting, manless creep. GET A LIFE!!

  25. Dana (Milford, NJ, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,
    How about steping up to the plate and taking care of Bristol and your son (like a real man!!)-instead of disrespecting others (especially Sarah- without whom you have no fame whatsoever)!!

  26. Chad Sosna (Chicago, IL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,

    Go gay and I’ll treat you right. You wouldn’t get anyone pregnant anymore. I’m a wealthy novelist and you can live the high life in Chicago.

  27. jude (Pinellas Park, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    i would give anything to eat your’re asshole out, you are to yummy

  28. jude (Pinellas Park, FL, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    please eat me out you hot fuck. i would make you feel like a god

  29. Richard (Warner Robins, GA, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    Levi,
    Your are a very handsome young man who wised up and got away from those inbreds in Alaska (duh Palins). Your good looks hopefully will take you places but be careful and don’t let the star machine damage you! If you’re ever in Georgia, email me!

  30. James (Las Cruces, NM, United States Flag of United States) Says:

    I wish I could have been or be one of the lucky peeps who get to experience your love making Stud! I’d just be in la-la land dude! You’re a total babe! I’m on your side baby !

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