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ABORT ABORT ABORT

Filed Under: bristol, pregnant    by: Levi Johnston

I’ve talked it over with Bristol, and I think we’re going to have an abortion.  I hope her mom doesn’t find out about this…does anybody know where the nearest abortion clinic is from Wasilla, AK???

Also, If anybody can help us with the expenses.  I don’t want to ask her mom for money, and we all know I’m broke… Please donate some money to me!!! – Click Here!

Oh Emm Gee – I’m going to be a dad

Filed Under: bristol, pregnant    by: Levi Johnston

Holy shizzles, Bristol’s pregnant!  I don’t think her mom knows yet.  What

Exams

Filed Under: bristol, math, school    by: Levi Johnston

god, I fucking hate math.  Why do they make this shit so complicated.  sorry for cussing but this is stupid.  Why on earth would I ever need to know x and y and all that.  I’m going to be a hockey player.  I don’t need the quadratic equation tyvm.  Bristol knows math though, thank good.  She helps me with it.  Hopefully I can just pass this class and get on with it.

I met someone

Filed Under: bristol, dating, school    by: Levi Johnston

Her name is Bristol.  and she is HOT.  I’ve been with girls before, but I think this is the one.  what do you think?