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Bristol Cheated on Me

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

I know the news reports are telling you that we ‘mutually separated’ a few weeks ago.  Here’s the real truth.  Bristol cheated on my with my best friend Mike.  I wish the best for them, and hope they get married so I don’t have to pay the child support Sarah’s trying to shove down my throat.

My mom’s in stripes

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

Didn’t even know she was a drug dealer, and here she goes off to jail for dealin’ drugs.  ahh well, I like my new mom anyway.

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She found out

Filed Under: Uncategorized    by: Levi Johnston

Oh no, I think she found out.  Bristol left the pregnancy test in the garbage, instead of throwing it in the outside one.  I hope this doesn’t leak.  I hear she’s going to be running for something political.